h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*You enter a large Cavern,the roof unseeable even in this well lit cave,
A man sits on a high carved stone throne,a young man in appearence but the eyes look old, The walls are adorned With skins and pelts like a hunting lodge*

*The stargate opens and a large muscular man with a gold emblem of a crow on his forehead he reaches Lug's throne and bows*

My Lord I have a message from Morrigan, she is intending to strike at the humans and wishes your support

*the man rises from his cold stone throne*

Tell her....Tell her I will support her.

But more news of her plans would be welcome.

I will return with her as soon as we're able my Lord

*The first prime leaves via the stargate*

*The Stargate opens and Morrigan and her guards step through, she walks up to Lug and bows*

Lug you old devil how are you, thank you for joining my quest against the Tauri

*Beckon's the slave girl over*

This girl is for you, a presant from me her name is Iesha

*Dosen't look at the Slave Girl*

*Bekons a gaurd to take her away*

It appears If we are allies we should share our Knowledge,And I will start.

Some of my Jaffa have found a Tok'ra Under ground layer on a moon orbiting this planet,We belive they may be mining a device of the Ancients........A stargate which dosen't need another on to operate!

*Smiles*



Well now that is interesting

The Humans infiltrated Bastet's court and destroyed one of her pleasure palaces, Shiva is dead, the suspect is Bastet's son Nefertum, her other son, Mahes is the human's prisoner, I know the Tauri have an inpenertrable shield called an iris over their gate, it is controlled by a thing called A GDO all codes are changed every 24 of their hours so an airial attack is the only way, spies tell me they have no planetary defences only a few hybrid death gliders and luck on their side.

*Smiles again*

But I do know their leader, a Colonel Reefgirl is suseptable to the Pheremone Hathor used she was about to reveal everything to Shiva before Bastet took over the interrogation, she's also more likey to respond favourably to a man

mmmmmmmmm?

What do you suggest?

Well your reputation preceeds you Lug, I thought I'd leave the Colonel to you, but she's not been seen around for a while, she may have been injured on Bubastis, the human's base is inpenetrable maybe you have someone you can smuggle to earth and see how to get to her

mmmmmhhh I do have this!

*beakons gaurd over and whispers in his ear*

*A few moments later two Jaffa gaurds come forward baring a prisoner*

He is a Tok'ra,A delegate to the first Tauri and a member of the crew that broke of realations with the Tauri.


After some ......... careful negotiation *Gestures towards a pain stick* we have ...broken his ..spirit and he will help us.

Ah, will he now,

*Walks around him studying*

Now my friend, how will you get me onto the human's homeworld

*Stokes his face*

Please me and I can be very becoming

*The jaffa gaurds throw the Tok'ra onto the floor*

*Morrigan stands with her foot between the To'kra's shoulders*



Come along now, if you help us we will reward you well, ships, worlds, slaves, worshipers, anything you desire

*The Tok'ra shifts slightly on the cold damp stone floor*

My name is .....*Pauses as if unsure*....Gahal,yes yes thats its *Giggles slightly* and a mistake the elders made *More gigling*

*Kicks Gahal*

Talk damn you, I don't have time to waste

*Gahal tries to scamper away into a corner,but the jaffa gaurds block his path*

[Gahal] You think the ancieents didn't think of a device to stop people from entering their original stargate. They had a force sheild stronger than any the Tauri could dream of, "Giggles" it will stop theirs.

[Lúg] This is all he knows,he will need to get on the tauri side of the they're stargate to figure out their code,with this,alas,he cannot help.

*Gestures gaurds to take him away*

[Lúg] We will rebuild his mind as best as possible. Now lady it is your turn again to share information.

All we can do is send ships to their world until we can get the code to their Gate

*Smiles*

Unless you have any ideas I haven't thought of my dear

< as Morrigan is the Goddess of Sexuality we'll see what she can do>

*Accepts a drink from a passing Slave*

So my dear Lug do you have any *Licks lips* ideas