h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A Buxom, red headed woman dressin a black robe trimmed with feathers is sitting on a throne surrounded by her servants, her most trusted Lieutenant walks up to her and bows*

[Lieutenant] My Lady we have had reports that the Tauri have infiltrated the court of Bastet, they demolished one of her temples with the help of her son Nefertum they also took Mahes prisoner, Also Lord Shiva is dead, we don't know how he died, just that it was on Bubastis during the time the Tauri were there

*Morrigan throws her wine chalis at the wall*

This is intolerable, the tauri must be wiped from exhistance, call a meeting of my council, we will avenge Bastet and Shiva, go at once to Bubastis and tell Bastet she will be avenged

*The Lieutenant Bows and leaves*

*Morrigan beckons her First Prime over*

I want you to take a message to Lord Lug, Tell him I am going to strike at the humans and I would welcome his support

*The First Prime leaves*

*Morrigan's First Prime returns*

[First Prime] My Lady, Lord Lug will support you but wishes to know more of your plans, shall we meet face to face, it is his way

[Morrigan] We shall meet with him, gather four of your men to acompany us

*Points to a slave girl*

And her, she will make the perfect gift

*The First Prime gathers his men and the slave girl then dials the gate to Lug's world*

*Morrigan exit's the gate*

Ahaxes Ready my fleet and send it to P20-877 we have a chance to strike at the Tauri

*Ahaxes leaves*

*A shaking Jaffa is kneeling at the foot of Morrigan's throne, she is throwing a tantrum*

FOOLS!!! FOOLS!! they will pay for this Ahaxes paid with his life rather than face me, but the Tauri will face my full wrath

*Points to the kneeling jaffa*

You Jahan shall be my new first prime, Dial Lug's homeworld, we will obliterate the Human scum

*Morrigan exit's the gate and speaks to Jahan*

Jahan are all the preperations made

*Jahan nods*

then let us head for Earth, the human scum will pay for their insolence

*The rings come down and transports them to Morrigan's ship*