h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*comes in with his slim folder full of sheets*

*takes out the first sheet, there is a picture of a good looking aryan man with a scar on his left eye*

This is Sergi Gargarov, ex-KGB, last I heard working in the middle east, fluent in six languages, and a fanastic shot with a Dragunov rifle, demonstrate when he killed a North Korean general from over a mile. I first became aware of mister Gargarov when I was envolved in a sting opperation against the Provisinal IRA. Sergi, at the time, was envolved in Libya with the exporting of weapons, a basic former soviet bloc weapons run and then sell them on to the IRA via Libya. He and I met.... and some stuff went down.

*takes out another sheet showing a blurry black and white picture of the back of someones head*

this is Turic Teato, he is involved with up market finacial black mailing, drug running, prostitution, laundering aswell as owning several legitimate buisnesses. He is also said to be able to buy major influence in the European Union and in Washington. Currently rumored to be in Peru.

Getting everything so far?

*Looks up from the computer*

Yes I'm afraid I am

Carry on, I've got a nasty suspicion I know where the next bit's going

Now my contact knows that at least one embassy in washington is involved and a shady masonic group made up of former and current memebers of the senate.... nobody knows who's in it. I'm pretty sure there heavily into Bible Belters in the mid west.

Two things you should know, Gargarov and Teato are only involved for the money, they hope to gain out of this operation futuristic weaponary, aircraft, medical cures, basically anything they can sell for a lot of money. I'm sure you have at least some things if not all things that fit that list stashed away somewhere.

The senetors are there, well at least some of them are here, to save their voters, the Goauld pretending to be Gods in our ancient history would cast doubt on the Modern Christian God, for example what if he was just a late comer Goauld who started up his own religion. If news about the Goauld spread out, it could ruin the demographic which keeps the senetors in power.

I dont have a clue which embassy is involved or why.

*checks his sheets*

Ya thats about it.

I've done some digging and come up with this

*Hands over some printouts of the Hello/Hola magazines*

See that tall man with the blonde hair at the Russian embassy ball in Washington, that's my Ex Husband Richard Stirling, ambitious, ruthless and totally dominated by his equally ambitious Father, who is the British Ambassador to Washington, I was blackmailed into marriage by my grandmother who was his grandfathers lover

*Sighs*

This is like an episode of a soap opera, anyway I've been following his activities since he called me wanting to know what I was doing, as you can see he's been meeting your Russian friends, he's also been meeting with, wait for it, Former Vice President Kinsey, who has been pulling alsorts of strings to get the lowdown on what's been going on in here and it wouldn't surprise me if one, either or both of them are behind the press intrusion, let me make a few calls back home and see if anyones heard anything about Richard's business dealings

Right, I'll be in the Mess or practice range. I am also waiting for a phone call from my contact aswell.

*salutes and leaves*

*Salutes then picks up the phone*

"Hello, Aunt Fiona it's Hannah..........yes all the way from America, I just wondered if you'd heard anything on the Grapevine about Richard.............hmm.................really...........well I never did............yes...........yes...........carry on"

*The Colonel settles back and makes notes*

*Picks up her notes and rushes out*

*Knocks on the door, sees no-one's in, leaves.*

*Scandrea wanders by Reef's quarters, peeks in.*

Huh.

*Walks toward her office.*

*I walk in, and salute* Sorry about going MIA there ma'am. just went for a drink and kinda fell asleep for the summer. ((OOC: So sorry!! I was so busy this summer I forgot!! back now! and there is a SG-1 Barracks now,JSYK.))

*Miss Banding, the Colonel's secretary comes in*

[Miss Banding] Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness soldier, I'm afraid the Colonel is still offworld

*Miss Banding gives a sniff of disgust at the pile of paperwork on the Colonel's desk*

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