h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The telephone rings and the operator informs Nuge to report to the medical bay*

Hmm... dunno. Haven't been told yet. *hears announcement* Gotta go, chat later.

Private Grunt: Sure, enjoy.

*goes back to magazine*

*Knocks on the door.*

*one of the privates gets up and opens it*

I'm looking for Major Fretts- is he around?

*salutes*

Ma'am. I think he's in the firing range Ma'am.

Thank you, Private!

*Turns to leave, trying not to notice the magazine the man had in his hands.*

< I thought it was a fruit growers mag>

*the major slumps into his bunk*

*Walks in* Hello, Commander.

Captain Nuge. How did you enjoy your first off world 'experience'?

It was okay, all things considered. How did I do?

You did good. The situation got wildly out of hand, but we only took light casulties. You can't ask for any better considering. Have you been debreifed by the colonel?

No, why?

She'll want a full report on what happenend. There shouldn't have been any Goa'uld on that planet. Something went wrong somewhere. It could have been just a lucky ambush, but I doubt it.

Hmm... good point. I'll go find her now. <<>>