h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Semi naked Grunt //Major, the Colonel says the target has to be taking into custody immediatly//

Fretts //Understood//

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*fretts walk into the barracks and over to Hough, one of the privates*

You and are to escort Major Scandrea on a 'walkabout'. Get what you need for a low level reckie and meet me at the gate room.

*the private salutes, fretts salutes back, picks up his kit bag and goes*

*Shatterwolf walks into the barracks, locates an empty bunk and dumps his stuff down before heading back out towards the medical bay*

*re-enters the barracks and starts sorting out the stuff that was dumped on the bunk earlier*

*After finishing putting the stuff away, Shatterwolf leaves the barracks in search of something to eat*

new recrute ultrapete reprting for durty.
*snaps one hell of a smart salute*

when do i get to blow something up?

[Grunt] Ya missed the best one, from what I hear they've just buried Jaffa in rubble on some moon, the CO's not back from there yet

that sound awsome!!
i think i made the right choice. killing things, awsome hi tec secret weponary and nice smart uniforms. just like when i was in the cubs.

right i'd etter go and get checked out. by the doc

*picks most uncofertable looking bunk, puts extra gravel undersheets for comfort puts lace doylie under alarm clock and heads off to see medic.*

[Grunt] Strange dude, still Major Kat will knock that out f him

*walks in and throws some gear he has been wearing onto his bunk, notices the new gear on the beds and sighs* New blood. Bl**dy fantastic. *Walks into the communal shower and closes the curtain*

*walks in and finishes unpacking stuff from bag*

*comes out of shower room fully clothed and doing up cuffs* Hello, you new?

*Checks watch and looks shocked* Hey, I'd better go chat to the colnel, No time to talk now, be back in a minute. Hold that thought! *walks out*

*Walks back in, singing "I am a captain!! YAY!!!" To an improvised tune, and goes over to his bunk, and grabs his Combats* I'm getting changed... Time for a mission!!! *Strokes rank badge* Ah... sweet, sweet captaincy. *Looks at the suspended faces of the new recruits* I don't see why YOU'RE so glazed over.

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<<<*fondles rank badge* Still a captain. Full captain if I don't screw up this mission>>>

Congratulations sir.

If anyone needs me, i will be in the gym.

*leaves*

yes well done sir.

*puts on snow goggles to stop glare from universe's most polish badge.*