h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A fairly spartan affair, bunks, lockers and very little else. There are toilet and showers in a seperate area through a door at the far end of the room. There are no seperate quarters for the officers.

Major Fretts to Colonel Reefgirl's office please, Major Fretts to Colonel Reefgirl's office

*gets back to barracks and calls the rest of SG3 away from the practise range to meet him here*

*once the team arrive the Major gives them their breif before they gather together equipment and munitions. Then all ten members head down to the gate room*

*The Major dispatches four of the team down to the gate room immediatly*

*the Major enters and goes for a shower*

*the major puts on a fresh uniform and goes in search of the colonel*

*an officer comes up to the Major and gives him a sealed envelope. The major takes it back into the barraks to read it. The Officer follows. After reading it the Major hands it back to the officer. On receipt he leaves. The Major sits on his bunk for a second and bites his lip, then buttons up his shirt, puts his cap on, and heads to the fireing range*

*Tannoy announcement*

\/\Major Bubba Fretts to the Colonel's office please Major Fretts to the colonel's office\/\

*as the five men walk back to the barraks the major hears the tanoy announcement*

Gentlemen. I will presently be joining the Colonel. You know your orders, and don't worry about the survailence tapes these are already accounted for.

*the major heads to the colonels office*

*walks over to a bunk and throws some luggage onto it. Looks around* Hey. How's life?

*A couple of grunts look up, nod and go back to their magazine's*

Mmph. *walks over to a grunt and looks at the title of the magazine-"Mega Melons- A fruit growers guide, issue 23, with tips on how to cross-breed Melons and cabbages for interesting results"*

Private Grunt: You must be Munros replacement. SEAL, Delta or airbourne?

< so that's what they mean by decerning gentlemen's magazines, they're fruit growers>