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You and Nuge were ironing out continuity problems

Nah, he's just re-creasing 'em after I rumple the plot up a bit. Who needs continuity, anyway? P'shaw.

As long as yu're happy with it

So for the sake of reclarifying the situation, mainly for my benefit I think:

Reefgirl is still through the gate on Montu's ship. And me?

Yep I'm still there, as for you, you'll have to clarify that with Nuge

Aries is lying unconscious in the control room, having made a foolhardy attempt to reach the stairs.

You can wake up any time.

I think I'll wait for Reefgirl to come back. It seems there's not a lot I can do anyway.

Erm... I'm going to have to wait until Montu's finishes doing what he's doing

I thought I had...?

Well I haven't been sent home with instructions on what to do next

*Puts on his glasses and gets a clip board*

Okay, here is what we do. Everybody do something... okay... everybody with me so far? And if it actually dosen't make sense/is against usual phsycal laws, blame it on quantum. If some pedantic muppet goes "Yes, but that isn't actually answearing my ques..." interupt him by saying "Quantum" again, but in louder voice. Possibly with an exclamation mark at the end.

This is a good approach

How about I just skip all the preliminaries:

QUANTUM!!!!

At the moment I'm on the floor of the control room. Unconscious. Not able to do anything.

Well LeRue can wake from his usual alchoholic haze to find the base over run with Jaffa I suppose

Aries, I hasten to point out that unconsciousness does not equal death, and you can get up any time you feel like it.

Next week my friends, next week and I'll be able to wake up from all the alcoholic (real and fictional) I like.

Looking forward to it my friend

I'll stay out for a bit longer Nuge, I know I can wake up whenever I want to, but seeing as there's nothing that can happen in the base there's very little point me waking up yet.

Well, Montu and Reefgirl are about to come through the gate, I think.

Yeah