h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Rodger that

*Kat dives into the Gear Room and starts tumbling into combats, at the same time trying to pull on her boots and fill her pockets with things. The result is some pain and banging. However she emerges after 40seconds kitted up, with the medical satchel over her shoulders. She goes to the corner of the room so as to be unobtrusive*

Standing by.

*A message is relayed from Nuge*

Ok Major, we now know the Stargate is onn the verge of being occupied

Walter open the gate and keep it open that way if the jaffa overpower the gate they can't use it

*Walter opens the gate*

whenever you're ready gentlemen and bring 'em home

*jogs in carrying two guncases and in full ghillie suit*

*general sautes all around*

What kind of terrain is it?I need to know whether I need a boltaction or semi.

*looks around at people getting ready to go*
*looks at the two guncases*

Ahhh screw it never can have enough guns!

*Makes a jump through the portal*

Rutherford, Hough. Be right behind me. Everyone else pair off and come through in five second intervals.

*the major walks through the gate*

*checks his watch and stands ready*

*Grabs Jack*

Before you go, make sure to take this, and if you get casualties you can't deal with don't worry about calling me in, nobody expects you to know everything.

*hands him a nutri-grain bar and a small med kit*

*smiles and takes them* ok thankyou *grins* nobody expected the spanish inquisition either

*checks his watch again and whistles under his breath*

*looks up*

See you around *salutes to Kat*

*dives through the stargate after the others*

*Kat glances at Walter before vanishing into the equipment room and emerging with a large hunting knife*

I've had enough of this. I'm not having my people injured, besides...that Jack is cute.

Walter, save me some coffee...

*runs through the Gate*

*Rolls her eyes*

And suddenly everyone's the hero

*A slightly tinny message can be heard coming through the comm system*

"SG-BAse do you read me? I repeat SG-Base this is Captain Kat do you read me?"

\/\Kat, it's Reefgirl what's going on\/\

\/\Taking heavy fire with serious casualties, repeat serious casualties in need of medical attention. Request all medically trained personnel in Gate Room. Major Scandrea not yet located and situation escalating. More casualties expected\/\

Get the casualties back here, do you require help at the gate,All medics to the gateroom all medics

\/\Negative. Prepare for one casualty, repeat one casualty, a Private Kelly, with 2rd degree facial burns and major vein wound to left calf. Severe blood loss, shock, and major risk of infection. Please treat wound and leave burns as is in a sterile atmosphere until I can treat them. DO NOT attempt to clean burns. Repeat do NOT clean burns. Are you ready for incoming over?\/\

Ready when you are Kat

*Second Lieutenant Murray and Private Rogersmith come running into the Gate Room at full tilt and stop infront of the colonel*

[Murray] Medically trained off duty reporting ma'am

[Rogersmith] field-medically trained reporting colonel ma'am.

Captain Kat is bringing Private Kelly through, he has a wound to a vein or artery, he's lost a lot of blood and has 2nd degree burns, Kat says don't tough the burns as they're sterile and she'll treat them when she gets back

*Private Kelly rolls unceremoniously through the Gate and Murray and Rogersmith run forwards to support him.

Kelly's face is a mass of burned flesh and blood is dripping from the shirt tied round his leg. He is shaking and swimming in and out of consciousness*

[Murray]: Colonel if you could help us carry Kelly to the medical bay please. If you can possibly spare the time we could really use your help there as well. Emily R and I did a lot of our training together and I know that while we both can deal with this we'll need some help.

*Rogersmith sees the note and unpins it*

[Rogersmith]: Right he needs operating on to close that wound immediately, antibiotics, fluid, blood, and the best I can think of for the burns is to keep Kelly in the quarentine quarters for the minute.

*She smiles down at Kelly briefly, barely disguising the look of revulsion from his peeling, cracked skin*

Ready ma'am?

On my mark, lift

*Kelly is lifted onto a trolly and wheeled to the medical bay*