h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Enemies closing! Everyone stand to repel!

Now, how did we get here?

I emailed us here. You are forgetting that anything can be done with the power of the internet.

Ah, but you forget, I don't have email at the moment.

Fine, I posted us here using H2G2.

[takes up position in window]

*Takes up position in a different window and starts looking for contacts.*

Well, I have three questions: who are we fighting, how many of them are there, and do we have anything to eat? Preferably cake, or some sort of pie.

We are fighting a militant organisation from the balklan states, they outnumber us 24 to 1, and we have nought but ration packs to eat.

You spelt Balkans wrong! Now lets get to killing.

*Starts spooling his vulcan cannon*

Quite so.

*loads mag into minimi, prefering mags to belts as they change quicker*

I'm not sure whether you meant 24 enemies total or 24 for each of us. Either way...
*Loads rifle, attaches grenade launcher*
...let's say hello to our new friends, shall we?

24 for each of us.

*lines up spare minimi mags, lays minimi down beside them then picks up '66 anti-tank rocket*

Did anyone see where I left the Mk19?

Nope.

Ah #&*%.