h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This is the training area for urban operations (Fighting In Built Up Areas). First task, clear the area.

Go, go, go!

On the flat roof , with a paneramic view and field of fire , Targets spotted letfm in fortified house, civilians also in immediate area , i repeat civilians in imediate line of fire.
Will keep cover and radio silence , please advise. Over

Can someone put a bet on for me? "comply or die"to win 4.15 Aintree! Thanks . Over!

No betting whilst on operations.

Targets located.

Be advised, hostiles have heavy weapons set up, unknown number of contacts. Watch for civilians when firing, and no-one is to fire until I say so.

Is anyone in a position to move into that building, over?

Yeah, yeah. Awaiting your signal.

*Cocks his MP5*

Let's do this!

OK.

Loftsky, I want you to take out those targets in the upper windows.

Ryan, move in through the east door with me.

*Checks load on MP5*

3,2,1...

GRENADE!

*Throws M67 through east door*

GO! GO!

>BANG<

*Runs through the door, shooting a wounded bloke in the back of the head*

CLEAR!

*swings right through door, double-tapping 1 man and emptying the rest of the mag into another*

MAGAZINE!

RELOADING!

*reloads*

BACK IN!

CLEAR, MOVE UP!

Lifts A1 into position sights two targets at window, one in full view one with just torso and weapon in view . Targets torso clear shot, squeeze and he drops; his weapon falling back into room.


>Bang< Gunshots and screaming from below, here we go now!


other target is starting to raise weapon , sighting infront of him, not up in my direction:another squeeze one round into the front of head and he falls from window; still holding his weapon.

No further targets spotted.

>BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG<

>BANGBANGBANG*click*<

STOPPAGE!

*drops MP5 and pulls out Glock 9mm, continues firing*

*Moves onto second story. Hear's a door slam. Primes M203 and fires at the door.*

Yeehar! Bang mother fers!

new targets spotted!

"Two trucks , repeat TWO trucks heading into town, between six to eight heavily armed personnel on each over!"

Aim ! Through the dust see faintly two hands moving steering wheel through windscreen. Useing the hands as goalposts aiming inbetween, estimating the obscured figure of the driver behind.

Preparing to engage , cannot wait for immediate support, over!"

First shot: BAM - The truck ( open back 4 x 4 ) skids out of line .
Second shot:Bam - side drivers cab window shatters in distance ; a hopefull headshot . Both trucks stopped now returning fire .

I roll over to one side aa i hear the windows on the floor below me shatter.
Roll over again and grab waiting machine-gun.
"Right; here, meet my Gimpey ":BA BA BA BA BAM !!!!!!!!!

"Engaged hostiles, need support ; over!"

*Rams his boot hard through a bloke's face*

Damn, why does this alwasy happen when things start getting good! Shall I order some air support?

Once this is over there'd better be .

"sorry to break up your party guys ; but i really need some help up here!" Over!

"Btw how did my horse do? Over!"

Actually, screw clearence!

Ryan: King 4! Are you in position to assist?!?

AC-130 Pilot: Rodger that, I've got eyes on two trucks on the main road. Preparing to engage.

Ryan: Be advaised there is one of ours in the large building at the edge of the village near the trucks. Try not to blow him into too many pieces!

AC-130 Pilot: Afermative. Crew, go ahead and smoke em!

*Both trucks explode as 40mm cannon shells detonate along the tops of them. Some men are killed by the AC-130's 25mm vulcan cannon and the blasts from the trucks, however, some men manage to enter the building beneath loftskywalker*

WOO-HOO!!! That's bloody outrageous mate!

And about your horse... It hit a land mine and came last.

My horse! My horse!

bullets whizz from behind.
Roll over with GPMG in my hands.


AAAAARRRRRHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BA BA BA BA BOOM!!!!Two down; someones head coming into view , and another bobbing up the stairs-no others() BA BA BA BA BA BA BOOM!!!!!
* what a mess *

Glad i never bet on that bloody horse now !

Peek over roofedge , smoke rising from wreckage nothing moving .

Pick my way back through the the bodies down the stairs to floor below, room to room .
"ALL CLEAR!"

Is that all they got?