h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...just as much as you like these...

*NYC whirls around to grab evillene in a strangle-hold, and takes out his chloroform*

goodnight!

*Evillene falls, most unconscious*

haleluja!...someone finally got rid of her for a while...she was geting annoying....so..stuck up...who let her in anyway?

*it's very lucky that NYC couldn't see exactly where evillene's mouth and nose were, because has he not chloroformed her eye, she might have been beaten*

[evillene] ouch! that stings!

*evillene rubs her eye*

[evillene] i don't appreciate having my eye chloroformed, boy.

*evillene kicks NYC in the stomach and he doubles over in pain. she kicks him in the butt and he falls to the ground in a ball*

[evillene] now, allow me to show you how you REALLY knock someone unconscious...

*evillene grabs NYC by the hair and gets him in a sleeper hold. he gasps, then turns purple and goes limp. evillene drops him to the floor like a rag doll. evillene turns to zeb*

[evillene] i'd still like to shake your hand...

*doesn't wait for a reply, but grab's zeb's hand and shakes it*

[evillene] *whispers to zeb* i've got some big plans coming up, and i could use your help. i'll give you more details later...

*meanwhile, sea is sneaking up behind evillene with a large potted plant*

[sea] this is for controlling my mind!

*sea smashes the potted plant on evillene's head (and doesn't miss, because sea can see evillene). evillene slumps to the floor with a groan. sea dusts her hands on her skirt and bows to all the villains*

[sea] thank you, thank you....

[sea] *to indi* she's my twin sister. she's been a member of STUMPED for almost as long as i have. i thought she had disappeared, but apparently not. look at my user page, my journal, and her user page to get the background info...

i too have a twin sister...i tried to get rid of her once, but the only had one person who would take her....her best friend...and that only if i included 24 cans of coca cola.
i have scince lost my sister...(kinda like the way you lose one earing in shag carpet)

Zeb: Evillene's unconcious?! Awwwww....she was offering me a chance to do something besides hang around here!

Emar: You could try your smelling salts...

Zeb: Bah! Too much trouble. Besides, I don't know where her nose is. I'll just wait 'till she comes around. In the meantime, help me install this giant Chomping Hippo Head of Death.

Emar: Ummmm, did the hippos in this game ALWAYS have eighteen-inch, serated teeth?...

HappyDude Teleports in, complete with fire engine! 'Are we all happy? hope so? If anyone is intrested someone is looking for an Assasin over at http://www.h2g2.com/F35868?thread=54039&latest=1 , mmm like the hippo's, could we sublet them for dental hygine adverts? :-P :-P

*now sitting about 5 miles above the carnage on a platform, she watches this fighting intently. She then picks up a megaphone and calls down to the others...*

Don't stop now, this is finally getting interesting again!

*throws the megaphone to the ground which hits NYC on the head. Very hard, too. He is now unconcious in the middle of the brawls.*

This is Cool

HappyDude switches on the Fire Engines Siren.

Shut that off, you moron.

*sends bolt of lightning to the siren, which instantly turns the entire fire engine into a flaming inferno*

Happydude leaps clear of the burning inferno, so that's the way you want to play is it?

Yo flys over head launching naplm missles at all who attack his friend Happy

One missle goes haywire and rockets upward barely missing the platform above

Way hey the boys are back in town!

Yo hits the afterburners on his Vett and blasts around for another pass at R17!


He launches another round of missles but one explodes on his wing blasting a gaping hole in the right side. Yo limps his damaged Vett home for repaires

*sea sits down on the ground and rubs her temples, repeating "i will not kill happy and his friend..." over and over to herself*

*evillene sits up, groans and rubs the back of her head*

Hey I didnt do anything, I just share a fire station (http://www.h2g2.com/F52244?thread=74915 & http://www.h2g2.com/F35868?thread=74011) with the guy, I can't be held responsable if he reads my desk diary can I? Time for my evening Jacuzi :-P :-P :-P :-P ---HappyDude teleports out (http://www.h2g2.com/F44378?thread=67967&latest=1) to the Jacuzi--- :-P:-P:-P

*NYC wakes up with the WORST headache he has ever had... and a bad hangover to boot*

uurrgggghh.... what hit me?

HappyDude: If you say "Jacuzzi" once more, I will rip out your tongue, and stick it up your left nostril!

*NYC twitches a little, and returns to his unconscious state*

*sea stands up abruptly*

[sea] happy dude... i hold you personally responsible no matter what excuse you give...

*evillene is slowly climbing to her feet, rubbing the back of her head*