h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*evillene rolls her eyes*

[evillene] oh sure, he's going to put the invisible girl in a straitjacket...

*her voice comes from another side of the room*

[evillene] how are you going to find me?

echolocation.

*NYC dives with the straitjacket at the area the voice came from, and meets air*

this is going to be harder than I thought. but wait!

*NYC dons his infrared goggles*

much better...

*evillene takes advantage of the moment befor NYC spots her with the goggles and kicks him, hard*

[evillene] cheating scum....

*evillene dives over to where corrupt is sleeping and sea is standing, to confuse NYC*

oof!

*NYC rears back, and after a deep breathe, sees three lumps of heat in the other... one lying down, one standing up, and one rather stupidly crouching behind the one standing up*

sea! get down!

*NYC pulls out an uzi, and fires in sea's direction. she panics and ducks for cover, while evillene sprints the length of the local section of seats... and disappears behind a confectionary stand*

*sea looks rather shaken*

[sea] geez, NYC, nearly took my head off...

*evillene, meanwhile, is plotting behind the confectionary stand. she looks around, and is suddenly struck with an idea. she grabs a few items from the stand and climbs onto the roof*

[evillene] oh, NYC!

*NYC looks up just in time to be hit in the face with a gallon of caramel ice cream topping. sea falls to the ground, laughing, and evillene smirks on the roof, then jumps down behind the stand again*

hey! that hurt!

*NYC takes out his all-purpose control panel, and presses a button. the confectionary stand folds in on itself, trapping evillene inside*

hehehe... now where was I? oh yeah...

where's that hot dog guy?!!!

*evillene rolls her eyes*

[evillene] too easy.

*she teleports out of the stand to right behind where NYC is standing*

[evillene] boo.

*she kicks NYC in the back of the knees. he crumples to the floor, dropping the control panel. evillene picks up the panel and pockets it. then she kicks NYC in the stomach and lifts him (telekinetically) and puts him, headfirst, in a trash can*

*NYC gets up, and fires the grappling hook onto the trash can. he then places the hook in his handy pocket howitzer, and fires, hitting evillene in the back of the head, and having her tumble in such a way as to land headfirst into the trash can*

ooh... hehehe... I'm evil I am...

*NYC pulls the now-unconscious heap that was Evillene out of the trash can, and straitjackets her*

telekinetics my ASS...

*evillene turns bright red with anger, then suddenly looks calm again. she looks at NYC with a strange look in her eyes. he begins to look uncomfortable. then he suddenly walks into the middle of the initiation arena and picks up the nuclear device that was in one of the initiation spheres, and detonates it on himself*

[evillene] that was good, old-fashioned mind control, boy.

*evillene looks at sea in the same manner, and sea removes the straitjacket. evillene stretches contentedly*

[evillene] much better. *looks at sea* small minds were always easy to control...

[sea] *with a glazed look* yes, evillene. anything you say, evillene...

*evillene laughs evilly*

*the charred heap that is NYC, up in the outer troposphere, begins his descent*

...falling...

...falling...

...falling...

*and all the while evillene is laughing and making sea do tricks, NYC is falling back towards the stadium... and in some feat of irony, lands directly on top of evillene, breaking her mental control of sea, and quite a few bones in the process*

uurrrggggrghhghrhghh....

*sea shakes her head*

[sea] well THAT was weird.

*sea looks at the charred heap of NYC and the battered pile of evillene and debates which one to help*

*sea kisses NYC and heals him, then helps him up. she looks at evillene, who moans*

[sea] it's about time someone put you in your place...

*sea looks smug for a moment, then looks terrified as the pile of evillene floats up off the ground*

[evillene] i didn't want to have to do this...

*she pulls out the control panel, which is miraculously unharmed. she presses some buttons and then grins a crooked smile as all six initiation spheres converge on NYC, intent on squishing him in to NYC jelly*

*during the chaos that ensued due to NYC being located in a densely populated area of the stands, evillene teleports to her secret lair and heals herself, then teleports back*

Zeb: Ah, geez, we stop talking for a while and look what happens! Sigh... As much as I'd like to join in, I have to convert the initiation arena into a giant Hungry Hungry Hippos board...

*evillene looks at emar and the hand puppet*

[evillene] aah, so YOU'RE zeb... your reputation preceeds you.

*shocks everyone by offering to shake zeb's hand*

[sea] she's plotting something, guys. watch it...

*NYC pulls off a 32 second mile running at full speed around the stadium, before he realizes the trinket stand sells extra control pads, so while running around for the third time, he picks up another control pad and a plush doll of Psycho Girl. NYC presses the control pad, and all the balls return to the middle of the stadium*

as for you...

*NYC runs and tackles Evillene, into another all-out brawl*

*evillene screams with rage. sea takes a few steps back*

[sea] the last time i got into a fight like that, i twitched for an hour...

*sea stands back and watches, secretly rooting for NYC*

Zeb: Well... Sure, I'll shake her hand(I don't know how everyone KNEW she was offering a handshake, since she's invisible). I can go along with a joke/evil plot.anchor this grounding cable, in case she's got a joy buzzer.

*indi wakes up...
indi-"nice job you did of redecorating this place evillne....hey sea...come over here...."

*sea walks over to indi.

indi-"I have a plan.....whisper...mumble mumble whisper
sea-ah...whisper...ok"

*evillene and NYC continue to fight*

*smack*

*slap*

*punch*

*kick*

[evillene] take that! *smack* and that! *thud* and THAT! *kick*

*evillene gives up on fighting somewhat fair and grabs NYC by the hair and smashes his face into the concrete*

[evillene] how do you like THEM apples?

Whoops, evilene's a bit too busy to shake Zeb's hand. Sorry.

[s'ok, i forgot she was invisible for a bit there... ]