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The best response to a comedian
F F Churchton Started conversation Jan 24, 2008
In my experience the best responce by a member of the audience has to be this:
Comedian: So what car do you drive?
Man: E-type Jag.
Comedian: E-type Jag, they're just penis extentions. Is this your wife, can I ask you madam, does he treat it like his penis?
Wife: No, he washes the car.
The best response to a comedian
Absolutely Ticketyboo Posted Jan 25, 2008
The best response to a comedian occurred at a club in Belfast. As usual a member of the audience had gone to the lavatory and on his return the comedian said, "You have to tell us all what you were doing in there, you were gone ages."
Without blinking an eye the member of the audience replied, "I was just passing your material and didn't know whether to flush or hand it back."
The best response to a comedian
MonkeyS- all revved up with no place to go Posted Jul 25, 2011
Bernard Manning allegedly singled out a man who had the audacity to try to leave the auditorium once he had started his show.
"So where the **** do you think you're off to?" he enquired.
The man, to his credit, replied, "I thought I'd have a shit before the comedian gets on".
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