h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Reefgirl whips the womans towel away and off*

*all run behind a beach hut, and come out the other side wearing rubber rings and carrying ice creams*

*Reef's ice cream falls into her cleavage*

*so does the dirty old man...*

*Reef slaps him on the head*

*meanwhile, Cupid is licking his lolly suggestively at the sunbather, while the nun watches with a shocked face*

*The Nun slaps Cupids head and wags her finger at him*

*the dirty old man begins pursuing the nun, evidently trying to get into the habit. another chase ensues*

*Reef (back in the nurses outfit) runs after the dirty old man with an enormous syringe*

*the woman chases after the nurse, followed by the sunbather, followed by Cupid waving his truncheon, followed by the nun slapping cupid with her handbag*

*The group runs in and out of the trees and runs through a courting couple who get up and join the chase*

*a passing lumberjack also joins in*

*So does a vicar*

*the chase continues, the participants running into a funfair and getting onto the rolle coaster*


And I have to ask, what was the vicar doing in the woods?

Who knows

*The rollercoaster goes up and down and everyone gets off dressed in eachothers clothes, again!!*

*cupid, now dressed as a nun (and not for the first time) stumbles forward and puts his head in the candy floss machine*

*Reef is now dressed as a lumberjack waving her chopper about, releases cupid from the candy floss machine*

*cupid stands up, head covered in candy floss, and runs into the nun, who is now dressed as a policeman*

How did I mention lumberjacks and miss the chopper joke?????

Easily done

*Reef now picks the candy floss off Cupid*

The dirty old man, now dressed as a nurse, starts running towards the dodgems*