h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Reef runs after the dirty old man wanting her uniform back*

*runs after Reef as she hasn't let go of the candy floss. The other chracters follow, as is traditional*

*Reef trips and lose's her chopper (and shirt)*

*picks up reefs chopper and sniggers as the gang pile into dodgem cars*

*Try's to get her chopper back, kicks Cupid in the ankle*

*Cupid throws the chopper into the air, which is then deftly caught by Reef, and falls head first next to the nun in a dodgem*

*Cupid trys to extract himself from the nun's cleavage whislt being hit over the head, Reef is rolling on the floor laughing and pointing*

*while flailing around, cupid causes the nun to press the acclerator pedal in the dodgem*

*The dodgem rams the rear of another dodgem*

*...causing Cupid to fly out and into the dodgem of an elderly mayor and his wife*

*The wife hit cupid with her umbrella*

*the mayor is distracted by this, and collides with another car, containing...*

*..The Vicar and the Lumberjack, in the fracas the vicar ends up wearing the mayors chain and starts doing rapper impressions to show off his bling*

*the lumberjack, who is now dressed in the bathing costume, holding another chopper, steers the car for reef, while the vicar gives a rendition of "in da vestry".*

*Reef Grabs hold of the Lumberjack's chopper*

*the lumberjack squeals, fridgtening the mayors wife, causing her to drop her ice cream into her husbands lap. As a result of this, they accelerate, hit the sides, and are propelledm into the forest*

*Everyone runs after the dodgem, Reef swinging the chopper*

*the mayor, mayoress and dodgem are hanging upside down in a tree. If only someone was carrying an axe...*

*Reef swings the chopper which slips out of her hand and lands inbetween the mayor's thighs, he has a very surprised look on his face*

*the vicar and the sunbather begin to climb the tree to try and get the mayor and mayoress down. Meanwhile, reef tries to retrieve the chopper from between the mayors thighs, much to his wifes chagrin*