h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok, no probs

Where did my smut go?

I have no idea, but if you poke it with a stick I'm sure it'll get up

I suppose it's worth a try, I've not been getting any any other way recently...

You could try cold showers

Any other suggestions I have will bring the s to my door

*Gets up and locks all the doors and windows, just incase*

I suppose if the mods saw this, they would get if off very quickly.

I suppose they would whip it out and squelch it as soon as Possible

They're not having any of it are they?

Well if they do come around here I'm going to flash my bazooka's at them and watch them run

Your bazookas can run?

Only if they're being chased Benny Hill style

And only if you flasht hem apparently.

*starts Benny Hill playing on the gramophone*

*Puts on a very small nurses outfit and runs around the local park*

*dresses as a policeman and gives chase*

*Runs into a public toilet then they run out, Reef dressed as a policeman Cupid as a nurse*

*runs past a park bench where a dirty old man joins in the chase*

* past a nun who picks up her umbrella and joins the chase*

*the four of us run and jump over a man sunbathing in little speedos, who gets up, dusts himself off and joins in the chase*

* in and out of the trees*

*runs into a cubicle, and exits being carried by sunbather, Reefgirl being carried by the dirty old man, and the nun in hot puruit. runs into anothe cubicle, and exits being carried by the nun, the dirty old man carrying the sunbather, and Reefgirl being told off by the woman who was changing in the cubicle*