h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok, does the pun totally suck, or does it rock?

It rocks

[Mewtwo] }It sruocks.{

[Vekura] {Nice word combination.}

Very good.

[Mewtwo] }Does anyone want to join Pokémon League?{

...

[Vekura] {I didn't think so.}

I just don't get it

I can't think of a decent squad. I keep meaning to theif my little brother's *^_^*

[Mewtwo] }What is there not to get?{

[Vekura] {In that respect, what is there TO get?}

Well, I won't be too hot at picking the ideal Pokemon. You guys'll prolly thrash me. What levels are all these Pokemon?

[Vekura] {Nothing. They all have 100 HP, and according to the page, "a modified version of" attack, defense, speed, and special.}

[Mewtwo] }You can use any Pokémon you want as long as they're from the Red/Blue/Yellow versions of the game, and as long as they're not Mew and Mewtwo. Er, also, the techniques need to be from RBY, and they can't be stat-altering techniques.{

Right, ok! Six (I assume) Pokemon, with four legimate moves, right?

[Vekura] {Four legitimate moves each, yes.}

[Mewtwo] }You can give them nicnames.{

So I'll have Pokemon called Quorthon, Kothaar, Vvornth, Mortiis, somethingelse and somethingelse. Now I need to GET the Pokemon, and their moves *^_^*

I saw a preview for the second movie today, and exuse me for being crude, but I nearly had a spontaneous orgasm. It looks _so_ coooool!

When's it out, brother?

[Vekura] {Sometime late this something or other.}

Ok............

[Vekura] {Hey, I don't know!}

[Mewtwo] }Near the end of summer. I don't know whether before or after exactly.{

There must be an official website we can learn off or something...

Hey Quorthon, did Jinx send that picture to you because I swear I heard her say something about it (if you have got it, you probably know what I'm talking about, if you haven't, just forget it).