h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm back!
You're right, I never understood the name Pokeshipper anyhow.
Screw Twerp/Pokéshipping, Misty deserves _far_ better than that b*****d Ash. It's his fault the mascot is Pikachu, and not Snorlax!

[Mewtwo] }Are you saying that Snorlax as the mascot would be an IMPROVEMENT!?{

[Tenses]
Are_you_suggesting_Snorlax_is_crap?
[Hand instinctively reachs to belt full of Pokéballs at hip]

[Mewtwo and Vekura look at each other with incredulity]

[Mewtwo] }Do you mean to imply that /anything/ would be capable of taking on ...{

[Vekura] {...TWO MEWTWOS!?!?!?}

Bring_it_on.

Well I don't like Ash, Pikachu, Tracey or Misty. Brock was cool though and Misty can be OK sometimes... *reaches for Pokeballs* this should be good...

Coolest characters:
1)Snorlax
2)Meowth
3)Jesse
4)James
5)Tracey
6)Misty
Mewtwo, Vekura, I suggest we take this to the Pokémon League Gym...

Oooh, a fight

Coolest characters
1) Jessie AND James
3) Meowth
4) Brock
5) Sabrina
6) Psyduck
7) all Nurse Joys!

*floating in, in her usual vague, elf-like manner*

Hi all!

Just wanted to say, that if you have something to say, why not say it at:

http://www.h2g2.com/U147915

*drifting off, in her usual v.e.l.manner*

[Mewtwo] }Billian, we cannot have a duel at the moment because a) there is already one currently going on and b) you don't have eight badges and championship over the Elite Four yet.

awwwwww

Well, in that case, all I can say is...
ARSE!!!

and I was so looking forward to a fight

[Vekura] {Annoying, isn't it Bill? Reduced to the point where the worst you can do is swear at us...}

I wasn't at you, I was using 'ARSE!' as an exclamation of disgust. You'd understand if you Americans had Father Ted.

heheh... I liked Father Ted. That was funny.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SECOND MOVIE!!!

[Mewtwo] }The second Pokémon movie? Or the second Uncle Ted movie?{

I THINK she meant the Pokémon one. Unless I'm missing something.

I think I meant the second Pokemon movie too...

[Mewtwo] }I'd ask if I could be one, but it looks as though I already am.{

[Vekura] {And if you lose, you won't be in a good position to give 'em the badge!}