h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why? Wtf have I done now? Bloody PMT...

um, not PMT....
hormonal upsets, but *not* PMT.

[Vekura] {Sorry, I have to contend with periodic stomachaches and mood swings now...}
[Mewtwo] }Vek, we have met the human and he is us!{

[Vekura] {You've said that before.}

[Mewtwo] }And I'll say it again!{

[Vekura] {Huh. Incidentally, Mike, I was reacting to the fact that in another forum, you already knew about it.}

What other forum? D'you mean the Pokemon League Float forum? Cos I don't remember *^_^*

[Mewtwo and Vekura] }{Yes.{}

[Mewtwo] }It was when you asked her for --{ [gets punched in the stomach by Vekura]

[Vekura] {And YK used a Sith trick to save you.}

I remember the Sith trick, but can't remember why he used it. So that was what it was about. Ok, well, thanks for telling me. My fault I can't remember *^_^*

IMO, the moralising was the only thing that spoilt the movie.

[Vekura] {Why?}

(Join Pokémon League at A285905!)

I thought they went over the top with the moralising, but I don't hold it against them.

The 'we are all the same regardless of the circumstances of birth' bit was all very well, but I just enjoy seeing cute animated characters beat the snot out of each other. And seeing Team Rocket. And seeing the sexual tension between Ash and Misty

Well, I don't understand the first bit...but agree with the rest

There is sexual tension between Ash and Misty??!! We are putting way too much of an adult/teenage slant on this!

Well, as is traditional in Manga/anime, the birds are all skimply dressed, hence a potentional sexual tension involved Misty and Jesse. Maybe not both of them together, or mauybe BOTH of them together. Maybe, maybe not.

Heh, one of my fruends has a little brother who's starting writing a Pokemon story. Ash starts off talking about past girlfriends...
"My only girlfried was called Lickmybum. She was blind, deaf and had cancer".
Misty takes pity on him and offers him a shag, but they are fistracted by the sound of a bang and Pikachu is found dead with a bullet through his head.

Meanwhile, Brock and his Pokemon are shagging the nurse in the Pokecentre. Misty and Ash turn up so they stop. Suddenly Brock's Pokemon die and loads of trainers pop up saying their Pokemon have died. Etc etc...

Damn, that fiction sounds screwed up. BTW, evidence that Misty has the hots for Ash (I doubt he notices, as he is so dumb):
1. People are always suggesting it, much to the character's chagrin
2. In 'Wherefore Art Thou, Pokémon?' Misty says how a boy and a girl are in love but are too mature to admit, Tracey sas that it is the same with her and Ash. They lay the smack down on him. Later in the same episode, two Nidoran who are in love kiss and evolve into Nidorino and Nidorina. Ash says; "Can a kiss really change someone?" Misty looks coy and says "We'll see!". Ash:"Huh?"
3. In 'Misty Meets Her Match', the Orange Gym Leader, Rudy, takes a liking to Misty, but when he and Ash battle, Misty roots for Ash. Later on, Rudy tells Ash he's a lucky guy. Again, Ash says "Huh?".
While 'sexual tension' may be a tad too far, you ain't telling me there's nothing going on there.

You said it first!!!

[Mewtwo] }Interestingly, "what's going on" between Ash and Misty reminds me of a quote from "The Truce at Bakura," a Star Wars book which takes place the day after the second Death Star gets blown up. A woman asks Luke if Han is, quote, "the Princess' consort?" Luke toys with the notion of saying, "They certainly fight like it."{

[Vekura] {Kinda reminds me of you.}

[Mewtwo] }So I won in a duel against you in the Pokémon League by using Revenge!* Jeez, make the slightest mistake with a woman and it's stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.{

[Vekura] {M, we have met the human and he/she is us!}

[Mewtwo] }Oh please. It seems like we're going to say that in every single forum, aren't we?{

[Vekura] {Probably.}

[*Footnote: Revenge is an attack made up by YK wherein the damage dealt is equal to maximum HP of the user minus remaining HP of the user. This works the same to all types and can be used to make the battle one-sided ... and can only be used by Mewtwo, who can be used by no other trainer.]

Bit unfair? Or maybe not.

Here's for the Pokemon sexual tension to blossom into something...or other...like...uh...

Mew.

Into Mew?