A Conversation for Back Garden
Behind the Shed
Demon Drawer Started conversation Apr 28, 2000
*There is a big sign*
GIRLIES KEEP OUT
*DD goes behind the shed*
There is such a long queue for the bathroom and it is too far away from the Beer Tent.
Aah. That's better.
*There is a notice*
NOW WASH YOU HANDS. Dock leaves available.
Behind the Shed
Vladimir Posted Apr 28, 2000
*strolls behind shed clutching dock leaves*
Ook, you watch out for ladies.
*trickle, torrent, ebb, relief*
Aaaahhhhhhh. *Wipes hands* back to the 3 litre bottle of cider..
*Exeunt*
Behind the Shed
Gwennie Posted Apr 28, 2000
*Inconspicuously wanders down the garden towards the shed, whilst sipping a pint of cider and hiding a cordless drill and camcorder in her shoulder bag* 
Don't mind me boys! I'm just here to see if there's any weeding to be done!
Behind the Shed
Demon Drawer Posted Apr 28, 2000
*DD is facing the shed*
Hi Gwennie, look you really don't need to know. Honest.
*sound of a zip being done up*
Behind the Shed
Cupid Stunt Posted Apr 29, 2000
Hello, I think I'd be better off somwhere else, I'll leave you three alone.
Behind the Shed
Demon Drawer Posted Apr 29, 2000
No Cupid I was just having a whizz.
*DD wipes hands on nearby dock leaf*
The queue for the bathroom was too much.
Behind the Shed
Gwennie Posted Apr 29, 2000
It's not so much the queue for the bathroom as the attempts at singing going on within that make inaccessible! 
Behind the Shed
Cupid Stunt Posted May 1, 2000
AI! Well, Unless I start singing, there's no danger of that here, I hope!
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Gwennie Posted May 2, 2000
*Decides to prepare cheese, ready to put in her ears, just in case the singing starts here too!*
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Cupid Stunt Posted May 6, 2000
Jolly good, then we'll have none of that silly leg thing...
(fears he is speaking far too soon)
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Gwennie Posted May 7, 2000
*Looks down at her legs and notes DD's disappearing behind just in time to raise her boot to make contact*
I never can miss an oportunity for mischief!
Cheesy balls anyone? *Offers a snack tray around*
Behind the Shed
Demon Drawer Posted May 9, 2000
Charlie Dommock really went over the top with the water feature for the party.
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Behind the Shed
- 1: Demon Drawer (Apr 28, 2000)
- 2: Vladimir (Apr 28, 2000)
- 3: Gwennie (Apr 28, 2000)
- 4: Demon Drawer (Apr 28, 2000)
- 5: Cupid Stunt (Apr 29, 2000)
- 6: Demon Drawer (Apr 29, 2000)
- 7: Gwennie (Apr 29, 2000)
- 8: Cupid Stunt (May 1, 2000)
- 9: Gwennie (May 2, 2000)
- 10: Cupid Stunt (May 4, 2000)
- 11: Gwennie (May 4, 2000)
- 12: Cupid Stunt (May 6, 2000)
- 13: Demon Drawer (May 6, 2000)
- 14: Gwennie (May 7, 2000)
- 15: Cupid Stunt (May 8, 2000)
- 16: Demon Drawer (May 8, 2000)
- 17: Cupid Stunt (May 8, 2000)
- 18: Gwennie (May 8, 2000)
- 19: Cupid Stunt (May 9, 2000)
- 20: Demon Drawer (May 9, 2000)
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