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Cupid Stunt Posted May 11, 2000
Dommock?
Ah well, never mind. I'll go and talk to the ducks.
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Gwennie Posted May 11, 2000
I'll come with you... *Produces a bag of bread scraps for the ducks*
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Cupid Stunt Posted May 13, 2000
Thanks. Vegan Vampire. Does that mean you drink courgette bloody?
*Bloody Courgettes*
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Gwennie Posted May 13, 2000
Nope - just that I'm a vegan and a vampire in the costumed masked ball - hence the mask and shroud. I couldn't find any shoes though so I had to make do with these *raises shroud and exposes a pair of black motorcycle boots* 
Someone did think that I was a vegan eating vampire though
*Wanders to the pond to feed the ducks and to see if they have any ducklings yet*
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Cupid Stunt Posted May 14, 2000
Hmmm....
Do you like Blood Oranges? (Sorry, but we weren't going to get away without that one.)
Look! Ducks!
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Gwennie Posted May 28, 2000
'Tis I! Le Gwennie! 
*Grabs truncheon and raps Cupid Stunt on the head*
Leesen verry carefully! I shall zay sis only once!
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Demon Drawer Posted May 28, 2000
'Allo. You may be wondering what I am still doing here behind the shed. Well the British Airmen are about to be lifted by the R.Aye.Effe. So we are waiting for the signal.
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Gwennie Posted May 28, 2000
*Suddenly, two ducks on the pond raise up to expose the British airmen sporting wetsuits and snorkels. They wave to DD, Cupid and Gwennie*
I sought ze ducks vere acting very strangely!
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Demon Drawer Posted May 28, 2000
Az you can see. The Inglish are well disguished jus in case the gestapo come out to the zed.
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Cupid Stunt Posted May 29, 2000
I was pissing by the door, when i heard to shats from the rivilver.
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