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Slap him good and proper!
Boo Posted Aug 2, 2002
Yes, and I'll bring a mad bad dog along with me who'll eat it.
Slap him good and proper!
Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises) Posted Aug 3, 2002
Tasty....
What aboot that Keith Chegwin - he needs a punt up the arse
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Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises) Posted Aug 5, 2002
I wouldn't go near enough to him to slap him... the man is incredibly scary...... 
Slap him good and proper!
Boo Posted Aug 5, 2002
Let me de moth ball my extendable slapping stick and I'll sort him out.....
WHAP!!!!!!!
That's much better...
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Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Aug 6, 2002
Boo ,Hamish,my nominee for a good slappin is anyone involved in American foriegn policy and anyone who is fool enough to have a 'special relationship' with them. How u doing
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Boo Posted Aug 6, 2002
Hya lady
I second your nmoination and raise you a Dick Van Dyke for his irritating rooftop shannanigans, and since it's you I'll also throw in Annie.
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Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises) Posted Aug 6, 2002
We need not nominate people, we just need someone (preferably one of us) to slap 'em! Although Dick Van Dyke is very annoying. I wont go as far as to mention his rooftop shenanegans. *shudder*.
Knock him off his roof. With his own chimney-sweepin' stick. That ounds a good enough idea..... *plots evilly*
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Boo Posted Aug 6, 2002
Have you seen Celebrity Deathmatch? I want to pit Paul Daniels against David Copperfield........
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Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises) Posted Aug 6, 2002
Geri Halliwell versus the writer of 'My Hero' would be interesting
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Boo Posted Aug 6, 2002
Yes, that too would be good - Lady L is quiet.......up to mischief I'll wager....
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Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises) Posted Aug 7, 2002
I think Lady L was on Holiday in Croyd - or so my spies tell me....
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Boo Posted Aug 8, 2002
Very well.....
To whom can I lodge a complaint about the weather? I'm sat at work like a sodden gerbil, after being violently drizzled at and splashed by cars - in return I'm cancelling christmas. Bah Humbug.
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Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises) Posted Aug 8, 2002
Slap him good and proper!
Boo Posted Aug 8, 2002
, humph, I'm 
but I'll settle for some 
or whatever I can find to munch.....
Slap him good and proper!
Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises) Posted Aug 8, 2002
About the complaint.....
Perhaps a random ACE might settle your dilemma/ listen to you moan about getting drenched.
Nice and dry where i'm sat.... 
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Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises) Posted Aug 8, 2002
Slap him good and proper!
Boo Posted Aug 8, 2002
Why you little !!!!!
If there was a smiley for a smarmy little begger it'd be .....here.
Anyway - I'm dry now (as is my eyeliner - in random patches on my face!)marvellous, oh so attractive - anyway, the days nearly over now...what do you do jobwise Hamish?
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Hamish the Dingo (Keeper Of Bert The Semi-Stunned Albatross, Evil Scheming Plans And Childish Rude Noises) Posted Aug 8, 2002
Happily unemployed.... i'm only 15 so i cant get a decent job anyhow, so i've been sat on the net in my 7 WEEK HOLIDAYS!!! Jealous?
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