h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just lost my flip-flop there for a minute under the desk. alright i'm back,panic over. Now all I remember of the last posting was the little pot of boiling rage what poetry,such cadence. I need a non contact sport,honey.The whole piont is I'm spoiling for a fight 24/7 at present I need to channel that into harmonious thoughts and be at peace with this big eternal universe form death until rebirth. Sod it i need coffee.Go on tell me how the smiley thing happens.

Hee-hee! Yes, either contact or non is very good for releasing wrath,, oh god I'm so hungry, my kingdom for a sandwich ...hmmmm Smileys???? Ahhh I'm going to picket for International Smileys, Political Smileys and a Yoda smiley...I cannot remember what my thread was on this...do you actually want peace and inner harmony? or do you just need to beat the crap out of something?

I'm utterly lost,meself.I think I ought to want to be peaceful but frankly what i really want is a wagon wheel, is it lunchtime on yr planet yet. do you box in the east end with the sawdust round the ring to mop up the blood or is it some dolly muffin boxercise class?

Hee-Hee! I started off going to a club wi my chap - then as he does other martial arts stuff we practised light sparring etc..I've stopped going to the actual club as it's expensive and given I know excercises to keep in practise and shape etc...it's not worth forking out really!
You could try a mixture of learning a martial art and something like pilates?
I'm hoping it is near lunch - I would literally kill for a tunery sandwich.....am dribbling over keyboard......

To keep in shape i think it would be quite fun to start pillaging small communities in the south-west..... or is that just me?

That's your inner bitch speaking - let her go free!!!!!!

No boo, thats the inner sane man speaking, frankly the south west is the sort of place that could do with some pillagin'. Lead on mas'r Hamish! The lady Lowena suggests Somerset be the first shire but wonders if a bit of foraging wouldn't further liven the proceedings and any other gings that don't involve human sacrifice or getting up early on Saturdays.

Whuh? I've lost the thread..........
I understand the gings. Are ings included?

Gings, ings, stings and flings its what summer is all about. Yr either in this south West marauding cavalcade or yr not. Apparently its already real and we three are in the vanguard of the action,though frankly Hamish has been strangely quiet for the last few minutes.

Easy Tiger, I'm in...just let me put my war toga on (for ease of gadding about) and yep - I'm ready. The echoey silence of Hamish has reached my part of the cave...........

Hello everybody! Sorry i dissappeared its just i had to pillage and loot from the arctic region that is my fridge...

Understandable - I've previously conquered the might of the 20th century sofa in the quest for the remote control, and am presently working on my war cry....

I'm so up for this but once again there is a deafening silence from Hamish. Typical man,can talk the talk but walk the walk? Don't you often find that when they say 'I'm with you on that'they often are not? equally 'don't worry I'm right behind you' means mostly that they are quite a safe distance away blending in with the foliage? Don't tell Hamish I said that,though.

I think he's hoping we'll start the campaign and then he can join in when the mist has cleared from over the rubble, and minions are picking their debry from out of the wreckage......
Tsk.Tsk..I'm shaking this mission up baby, socks are being pulled up, boots to be shined etc..........
Now my rant is done (it can return at any point) yes, your points rae well justified - like the well known "no..no I'm listening really..." then their eyes glaze over.....

Hamish T. Dingo at your service! I have my extra shiny boots on, i have my pillaging hat on and my pointy stick! Onwards!!

We need to elect a leader for this rampage I would suggest calling in an impartial person to choose though. Boo and I would both want be in charge because we are girls and Hamish would sulk about that because he is the youngest as well as a boy and then Boo would say she does more martial arts and I would say I'm the ANGRIEST and then Hamish would be upset because he hasn't got a tache and Boo might say she had and we would all be surprised. While we are waiting for someone to choose the leader shall we play my new game'Who needs a good slapping?' I'll start with Geri Halliwell.

Oooh I say Peter Stringfellow...

Definately the whole of the S Club Juniors - they are just taking the piss out of the music industry - i think their motto should be:
"Taking manufactured bands to the EXTREME" Extreme left wing of course.

Marvellous!!!!
Hmmmm I wouldn't mind administering the bad side of a rotting trout about the face of Michael Jackson.....

That's a bit cruel though cos half his face will drop off...