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Jeltzs Cafe
Prosthethnic Vogon Jeltz (P.S of Poetic Liscence) Started conversation Aug 10, 2000
*Jeltz called a plumber and a carpenter to fix the fan and spigot. And while he's at it he decided to spruce up the place. Suddenly Zax walks in.*
Zax: Howza going Jeltz?
Jeltz: Fine. Just sprucing up.
*Jeltz walks over to the jukebox and turns on "Nick Skitz's Eiffel 65 Megamix". Zax offers to help spruce up. Jeltz says sure. First goes the floor that Zax got to right away. He put scrubbing brushes on his shoes and...well...scrubbed away.
Zax: *singing* my little lady in Kalamazoo...
*Jeltz started to wipe off the counters and Jukebox and mop the kitchen.*
*Zax started to mop the celing*
Jeltz: Well we're done.
Zax: Yep.
*Jeltz and Zax stare at cafe for rest of the day*
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Fashion Cat Posted Aug 10, 2000
wouldnt you rather have customers to serve now you're both back? 
I'll have an Irish coffee please 
so how have you been Jeltz? and Zax... where to start!
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Aug 10, 2000
*sways in and smiles*
Hey all
Oooh, Irish coffee. I could so go for one of those right now. I have not had such a day in ages...
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Aug 11, 2000
I'll have a coffee surprise, thanx
Jeltz: What's a coffee surprise?
1 part vodka, 2 parts coffee
Jeltz: What's the surprise?
It's actually 7 parts vodka
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JOTD: Put on your seatbelt. I wanna try something.
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Saint Silent Bob of the Silent Majority Posted Aug 11, 2000
(points to himself, then holds up two fingers)
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Prosthethnic Vogon Jeltz (P.S of Poetic Liscence) Posted Aug 13, 2000
Well hiya. Took some time off from working. But zats alright. I'll fix everyone some tea and cookies. FOR FREE! What kind of cookies though? Lemon! Lets see umm howza bout some Grey Tea or Ruby Mist Tea. ahhh i'll fix both.
*accidently burns finger by touching tea *
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Don't worry just a minor burn. Umm. Let'z zee. Burn Cream. sploort. ahh. all better. where was i. oh yes. Come and get it!
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Archangel Zax Posted Aug 14, 2000
*takes the tray of drinks and passes them out to Jester and silent bob*
ok, now who had the double cappuccino?? 
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Archangel Zax Posted Aug 14, 2000
OOPS! that was ME! lol!
well then the Irish coffees must be for you Tweet.. and you fc!
heeeere you go!
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Aug 14, 2000
I'll have a Bloody Micros**t, please.
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Archangel Zax Posted Aug 14, 2000
Sure, Bloke!
Jeltz? you know what goes into one of those?
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GOD Posted Aug 14, 2000
* St.Peter wanders in and follows Silent Bob's lead... *
* blushes... *
* he turns his fingers around the other way... *
So Silent Bob, what have you been up to ???
St.P.
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Aug 14, 2000
And more importantly, what have those fingers been up to?
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JOTD: Talk is cheap since supply exceeds demand
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Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) Posted Aug 18, 2000
I need something large and highly caffeinated.
Depression has set in...
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Aug 21, 2000
Cheer up Tweet. It's not your fault.
Oh, wait. I wasn't supposed to mention that. Forget I said anything.
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JOTD: Wise men are full of doubts. (I think)
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Fashion Cat Posted Aug 21, 2000
can i grab a latte please.... with lots of dark rum in it...
how is everyone doing?
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Aug 21, 2000
Yes
Okay. I just threw that in to confuse you. I'm fine.
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Fashion Cat Posted Aug 21, 2000
you had me worried for a minute then! seems ages since i've been round here!
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- 1: Prosthethnic Vogon Jeltz (P.S of Poetic Liscence) (Aug 10, 2000)
- 2: Archangel Zax (Aug 10, 2000)
- 3: Fashion Cat (Aug 10, 2000)
- 4: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (Aug 10, 2000)
- 5: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Aug 11, 2000)
- 6: Saint Silent Bob of the Silent Majority (Aug 11, 2000)
- 7: Archangel Zax (Aug 11, 2000)
- 8: Prosthethnic Vogon Jeltz (P.S of Poetic Liscence) (Aug 13, 2000)
- 9: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (Aug 13, 2000)
- 10: Archangel Zax (Aug 14, 2000)
- 11: Archangel Zax (Aug 14, 2000)
- 12: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Aug 14, 2000)
- 13: Archangel Zax (Aug 14, 2000)
- 14: GOD (Aug 14, 2000)
- 15: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Aug 14, 2000)
- 16: Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...) (Aug 18, 2000)
- 17: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Aug 21, 2000)
- 18: Fashion Cat (Aug 21, 2000)
- 19: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Aug 21, 2000)
- 20: Fashion Cat (Aug 21, 2000)
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