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PLOP!!

Post 81

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

Yup, you're right. Post 79 is invalid. smiley - blush


OOoooooOOZZzzeee e e

Post 82

fluffykerfuffle

smiley - space


never hang up on a lady smiley - kiss


Closer inspection revealed that it was not, in fact, phlegm, but rather strange, ghostly ectoplasm from an unknown, haunted, dimension. Frank's close inspection of the parchment reveals it seems to be made of the same material as the picture on the castle

Post 83

Bluebottle

So the forcefield didn't project from the picture and so the last thing that had happened was a 'loogie' as large as a lorry landing on Frank? Can't say I've heard that word before, but I looked it up online and apparently it means 'phlegm' or 'mucas'. You're all obsessed, you know!

<BB<


- Frank shuddered, pocketed his mobile and stepped forward into

Post 84

U168592

BB - You've never hocked a loogie? Ahh, yoof of today. Too many morals.


the parchment, and was amazed to find that instead of being transported into a different dimension as he expected, he was back at the castle, in front of the picture. How could he unlock the portal?

Post 85

Bluebottle

After my parents divorced my Mum married a Nonconformist Minister and I must confess to having a fairly sheltered upbringing, not allowed to watch Roland Rat or films that were disapproved of, such as James Bond films, until I was a teenager (or at a friends house). 'Loogie hocking' was not an encouraged pasttime. smiley - winkeye

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"Idiot!" exclaimed Arnie, who had dived behind a pile of stones when the loogie-like protoplasm appeared. "It's easy, look!" He scuttled forward and pointed at

Post 86

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence


the tiny key-hole on the right side of the frame, they slipped the key into the slot and

Post 87

Florida Sailor All is well with the world


attempted to turn it but the lock wouldn't open because

Post 88

Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.")


they hadn't said the magic word.

Post 89

fluffykerfuffle

smiley - space


Arnie Laughed, remember the poem first you must...

Post 90

Florida Sailor All is well with the world

you are looking for the Headless Corpse's Cursed Treasure that's hidden in the castle? To find it you must memories this rhyme,

'The picture and the key...

Have been here since 1933. The way to get rich quick

is keep positive, slick!"


His voice died off to a whisper as a tall dark shadow fell across

Post 91

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

Arnie laughed, "Remember the poem -- first you must..."
(grammar fix)



the wall in front of them. A shadow shaped rather exactly like how a tall, fearsome man carrying a large battleaxe's shadow would look, only the shadow did not seem to have a head. The shadow

Post 92

Bluebottle

<BB<


moved across the wall slowly coming to a stop...

Post 93

Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.")


A very complete stop. Then

Post 94

Bluebottle


a faint rustling sound followed by an unsettelingly familiar

Post 95

Hypatia


series of typos started to appear, prompting

Post 96

Hypatia


Arnie and Frank to scream in unison, "GET ON WITH IT!" Looking apologetic, the shadow

Post 97

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence




read the back-log for a clue

Post 98

Florida Sailor All is well with the world


but failed to find one. Meanwhile, at the portico of Dreadknickers, a black Aston-Martin drew up to the entrance. Out stepped Wanda Ng, carrying a

Post 99

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence


black briefcase chained to her wrist. Briskly, she

Post 100

Titania (gone for lunch)


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