h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah well I've had my rant both offsite and onsite now

I know that there are quite a few other phils so I've taken to adding whatever I'm currently trying to advertise to make myself unique. I've no idea about what the others are up to, or if they use the site much. All I know is that I've not met any of them or seem to have been confused for one of them.

Pops head back after a pukka veggie curry.

[P]
Away till sunday evening (UK time). Have a good weekend. I know I will

Ta ra Phil

~waves~

*looking up from book* *in case she forgets, writes Lil a note saying:* ------------------------------ Hi Lil! I've left you a message at http://www.h2g2.com/F38024?thread=55396&post=496732 ------------------------------ *soon deeply absorbed in book again, absentmindedly cuddling Springie*

In a forest pitch dark

[m@]

*realizing hitting the Reload button ever so often won't reload postings for her, but adding her own posting suddenly made no.21-24 pop up, despite almost 1 hour old*

I hope you all forgive me if I just put in a [?] every now and then, to keep myself updated on your postings..

[?]

*looking up from book*

Sporky, where on earth are you?

...or space, for that matter...

*sinks into an exhausted, slightly shaken heap on the hearthrug, supremely grateful that Friday will be over soon, well, in a few hours, anyway, and that online life just may return to quasinormal*

*and belatedly hums, in response to Phil's comments:*
...but the most wonderful thing about Odras is l'm the only one. lllllllll'm the only one!

FLAP-FLAPP
*growling with rage! finds food bowl half full of kibble and flips it sending bits flying. Grabs bowl and throws it at wall*
rrrrrr! rrrrrrrr! rrrrrrrrrrr! *throws bowl again, red eyes glare*

*glances over at Styx*

...interesting response...

Hi Titania, been here by yourself? Sporky doesn't seem to do conversations -- he just makes pronouncements and leaves again. Odra, what happened today? Are you eating normally yet?

*simulposted again*
*Jumps up, consternated and trying not to smile at Odra in case Styx takes it wrong*

Styx, calm down and tell us why you're berserking! Is this a game or are you really angry?

Minoova, clean up please.

TWO Quorthons on guide! Two Quorthons! *slings dish again with teeth at wall*

And telegram ladies want 10 diamonds for telegram to Quorthon. *Sits down nad grooms* What do you think about that?

I'm hungry now.

Need some curry am in a writing mode.

*just been struggling with keeping her Outlook Express from going senile, forgetting the settings, setting it up again, forgetting, setting up, forgetting, setting up - OK, have it your way, I'll use Internet Explorer instead!*

Hi Odra, Styx, Lil!

How about some Swedish meatballs, Styx? *remembering stuffing several packages into Lil's fridge, not too long ago*

Actually, I enjoy a quite corner with reading and cuddling (during working hours RL) but company certainly live things up!

*comes back from checking out telegram office and #2 Quorthon and discovers that Styx's telegram was appended to an old conversation thread between her and Quorthon, so the telegram has showed up on her page as well*

OK, the second Quorthon has a low number but has never used their page. It's a 77-something. So I shouldn't worry about it for now, OK? *goes to kitchen as Minoova finishes sweeping up kibble and begins to work on dents in wall*

And maybe it's a misunderstanding between you and Aendr. Maybe she couldn't make change for a diamond. Here, have some curries, there's some korma and lamb pasanda. And calm down. You have the same bad temper as Quorthon!