h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bye, Odra!

*sits down on sofa, Springie in her arms, "cuddle-cuddle"*

*note: the REAL Springie...*

*mock sternly*

There will be not of that this evening, young lady.

*confused*

Hey, I just pointed out I was cuddling with the RL Springie, how can you object to THAT?

THAT is the question

INDEED, Løøny!

Refill, anyone?

*refilling her one Y*

*feels Mindspring's nose... cold*

*feels Løøny's nose... warm*

Okay, just want to keep things sorted here. Just in case.

*thinks... I would have made an excellent house mother.*

Witty, what you need is some more of this...

*refills her Y with champagne*

Skål!

Titania, after reading this please read it again, missing every second line.



"The great love I have hitherto expressed to you
Is false, and I find my indifference towards you
Increases daily. The more I see of you the more
You appear in my eyes an object of contempt.
I feel myself in every way disposed and determined
To hate you. Believe, I never had any intention
To offer you my hand."

Løøny, take a look at this...

http://www.h2g2.com/A399855

Refillsh, anyone?

*waving the bottle around, going vaguer by the minute*

G'night all, time 1.15 am over here...

*drifting off in her usual v.e.l.manner, after having restored the bottle to the fridge*

*looks at Løøny, narrows eyes*

*shrugs*

Oh, what the hell. Do you want me to just lurk, or should I stay and have more champagne?

Minoove, champagne for two please

hi ya! My names' Linda

'night, Titania.

Linda, welcome to Lil's Atelier. The proprietress is busy at the moment but will be back soon.

Y of champagne?

Hi, Linda. Have a seat.

Løøny, I recently tried Penfolds Magill Tawny. Do you have an opinion on it?

Hello, Linda! Mind the sloth!

Minoova, can I please have a Y of champagne as well? Thank you.

*settles into a comfy chair and attempts to forget the fact that she is still at work IRL*

G7

PS - Linda, I just stopped by your homepage to say hi. You might want to put something in there by clicking on Edit Page on the left-hand side of the screen. That way, I can give you a formal "Hello" as an ACE.

G7