h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And you must admit, its a nice view...

It certainly is... You can see my house from here.

okay so a few more rough edges in comparison with what some might be used to, but...

... it'll certainly do for now.

Perhaps when FU is back "Bradshaw" can discuss porcelain figures in his "live chat".

this would probably be the best place to sort that very "live" chat out..?

I've got better things to do than waste time chatting to you people.

Oi, Bradshaw, how many times have I told you not to read emails that aren't adressed to you?

I'm guessing it's Poobie. Though I may be wrong...

Maybe we should ask him some sort of identifying question, like which university he went to.

This is exactly the sort of snobbery we Cambridge graduates have to put up with all the time.

Well, I'm sold..

Not that your opinion means anything to me, of course, Barquing. So what exactly were your plans for this "chat"?

well ... uh .. I'd hate to claim responsibility for really wasn't my plan at all. You never know when the brainiac who came up with the idea might throw off their disguise and sue you or something.

don'tcha think DJ?

Fine, see if I care. I know witches with better conversation skills than you.

That's a good point, he's been suspiciously quiet so far...

...Deej, I mean...

Those witches Bradshaw knows are the ones who kidnapped me and delivered me to his don Robert Fripp, who then permitted selected students (including Bradshaw) to ritually abuse me.

Bradshaw got into reviewing through his friendship with Oliver Stone who participated in the same network for abusing helpless dumb and blind people like me.

just checking, are you deaf and mad?

Dumb, blind, deaf and certainly mad. Are you questioning me with all the deprivations I've been through?!

Of course I still manage to enjoy Asian cinema.

Just checking was all.

how many fingers am I holding up?