h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah, Mr Barkeep, you know your punters too well! How's the extension coming on?

A man's extension is his own private property, Sir, and I'll thank you keep your eyes off it...

You can either erect the pink extension or put up with having to remove 2legs and I from the main bar every night.

I think we all know what happens when 2legs gets ejected from a pub...

Yeah, and we've heard about your pink extension, too. Enough times. Just keep your voices down when we're having a licensing meeting, or you're barred

I deny everything. I've never been thrown out of a pub.... often ... cept when by association with Roymondo

Erm, ah, er, uh? Hmmm. It's the random snogging that does it isn't it?

Yes. And the drukeness. and drunkeness. and alcoholness. and badgers. and bohemian badgery. and nighthoover and the noodley appendage of the great flying spagetti monster. But yes, its mainly the random snogging, falling over and drunkyness