A Conversation for 101 uses for a Vibrating Snail

Snail trail

Post 1

~:*-Venus-*:~

As snails are hermaphrodites and have no actual reason to 'mate'. It kinda begs the question, how comes they are always 'at it'? Snail viagra perhaps?? And the virbrating is the bottle of pills rattling!!

I'll get me coat.
smiley - run


Snail trail

Post 2

Queeglesproggit - Keeper of the evil Thingite Avon Lady Army and Mary Poppins's bag of darkness..

I didn't know they were! Maybe they're like dolphins and just do it for the 'pleasure'!

That takes the vibrating thing into a whole new level.. smiley - erm


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Post 3

~:*-Venus-*:~

smiley - erm Its probably not wise to go there eh! smiley - laugh


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Post 4

Traveller in Time Reporting Bugs -o-o- Broken the chain of Pliny -o-o- Hired

Traveller in Time smiley - tit watching sea slugs gracefully doing a dance
"Hermaphrodites still need a mate, they can not normally procreate on their own.

Only in a last resort to keep the species in the race they will beable to procreate on their own. "


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