h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

thanks goatpuncher

hope the coffee effect wears off soon...

and that sounds absolutely delicious!!! mm... i cant wait!

I can stop talking like a

Oh no, Captain, thank you! you're the best Captain ever! This is the longest I've ever been on a ship without being thrown overboard...including that time I got my own boat !!

Oh don't worry about me, I daresay the will wear off soon...and I'll fall asleep on the job

*starts putting the ingredients in the blender*

Well, it's my personal favourite as far as smoothies go...having said that, the only other person I've made one for is my brother...and he'll eat anything

Would you like ice cream with your smoothie, Cap ??

i'd never thorw you overboard... so you never need worry<hug. i enjoy you're company too much... besides if i'd thorwn you everboard who would have been here to defend me when the boys were making fun of my umbrrella?

sure! ice creme would be great!
thanks goatpuncher!

*throws some ice cream in the blender, whizzes it up, puts a curly straw and sissy umbrella in the glass and passes it to Halla*

Well, I hope you enjoy it !!

Thank you for not throwing me overboard ! And you know, as weapons master and yes man, I will always stick up for you !

Actually, I have an idea...we could easily use Ani's porridge as a weapon...

*takes a sip of the smoothie*
mmm... thanks! its delicious!!!

hmm... using ani's porrige as a wepon... it sounds like a good idea to me.. it could come in handy if we encounter hostile villagers... we've been lucky so far...

Exactly...I mean, it would only be a last resort...I mean, I don't want to *hurt* anybody

Glad you like the smoothie, Captain...You know I like to help any way I can

But...but... If we use Ani's porridge as a weapon then I don't get to eat it!

Oh come on Foecrusher...how much of the last batch did you actually eat ?

yay!!! foecrusher's here!!!!

wait a minute.....
*runs to look at http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A2941517*

ack! we've been calling you the wrong name!
...you're actually supposed to be foesmasher... of course its easy to see where we went wrong...

Oh how embarrassing

My sincerest apologies !!

off to lunch, shouldn't be too far away

<have a good one see you soon

Oops! I didn't notice either! Ah well that makes things easier!

"...how much of the last batch did you actually eat?" How much did you manage to get in my mouth when you were throwing it at me?!" If your aim starts improving then I might start gaining some weight, here...

so foesmasher? how've you been?

Up and down. You'll find out on other threads, I'm sure. I'll be posting a journal soonish, for a start.
I'm glad to be here, talking to you.

yay!!! a journal!!! i'm looking foreward to it!!

a bit slower posting than usual today... you doing homework?

Hey Foe...smasher...

Would you like a smoothie as well...or is it just me ??

Captain, anything else I can do for you while I'm still behind the bar ??

Nah my computer's being slow... I'm on a process sharing network so obviously somebody's running some program which is slowing us all down...
Why yes Goatpuncher, a smoothie would be ver' nice... thank you!

well... actually goatpuncher... if its not too much trouble... could i trouble you for a tall coke wiht ice? and of course a sissy umbrella.

No problem, I live to serve

*zips up two more smoothies, hands one to Foesmasher and keeps the other one for herself (naturally, complete with curly straws and sissy umbrellas*

*Prepares a coke on ice for her Captain, adding the shiniest prettiest sissy umbrella she can find*