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I'll have a now I think...now that I've 'warmed up'

nice one mate

Down to 'business' now mate!

11.55pm here, but had a few this afternoon

*ahhh* that first always goes down nice'n'easy!

seems more like water here at the moment, no body to a pint

Breweries introduced dietin', have they?

Guinness used to be ok, but now it's very thin and watery, just no taste to it now, to me! don't know about others of course

Not really ever had much other y'know...*sips 2nd *

for nip of the in bedroom, saves trailing downstairs

Oh, how I could murder a Guinness. Blasted conscience and skintness!

Evenin' all.

back from bedroom slurp! er! gulpI don't dribble whisky

evenin' Roymondo! This seems fine, very very much like Guinness.

Super!

Hmmm, smooth.

In fact I was just about to start on my 3rd...

*raise glass*to Terri, the birthday girl...anything to add mates?

has she got plenty of paracetamols in

to Terri!!

or alka selta's

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