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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Started conversation Apr 10, 2001
Hi. Welcome to the party. Help yourself to a drink, the bar's over there.
Plenty of food to go around, too.
Oh, it's your birthday is it? Have a 
EVERYBODY! IT'S 'S BIRTHDAY! LET'S HAVE SOME 
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I'm not really here Posted Apr 10, 2001
Spanking? 
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Apr 11, 2001
If you're interested. It will help pass the time until some more people show up.
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I'm not really here Posted Apr 11, 2001
I just wandered if there was any going on that I could watch.
Having a bit of a Virgo moment I'm afraid.
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Apr 12, 2001
We'll soon cure that. Now just bend over...
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I'm not really here Posted Apr 17, 2001
bend over what?
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Apr 23, 2001
Oh, the table will do.
It's getting a little lonely with just the two of us, isn't it?
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I'm not really here Posted Apr 23, 2001
True, but it's intimate. 
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Apr 26, 2001
I thought it was in here. I must be confused.
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I'm not really here Posted Apr 26, 2001
??
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Apr 27, 2001
Well, you said it was in Timate.
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Apr 27, 2001
Did someone say party?
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I'm not really here Posted Apr 27, 2001
Hurrah! Another guest!
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Apr 27, 2001
Guess so...
*finds a tray with , carries over to a table, starts dinking*
Cheers!
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Apr 30, 2001
Oh, cool. A TV. Although I've never seen Cheers, I like Ted Danson in Becker.
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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted May 15, 2001
Man that was a conversation stopper.
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Researcher 178815 Posted Jun 6, 2001
Long live the ram!! Woohoo for aries and all that.. hang on, March19-April21 .... Ooh, anyone past Apr21 is an aries! Scary thought... Bulls have bad tempers, i should know i live with two!!
Anyway, uhh, hello? hello? this thing on?
Anyway
Erm, someone please reply and stop me from looking stupid by myself!
*steps off the stage and hands the mic into the hands of...?*
aka
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Researcher 178815 Posted Jun 6, 2001
Oops... i meant to say anyone past apr21 isNT an aries!!
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Jun 7, 2001
*sitting rather 
at corner table after drinking steadily for 5 weeks*
Good of you to point that out... Your first remark had me wondering about my own identity for a while...
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Researcher 178815 Posted Jun 7, 2001
Yeah, erm. well i had to say something to wake you all up, i mean 3 or 5 weeks?? People, let this be a lesson to you, never talk about "Cheers" again!!
"Before you criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, you're a mile away and you have their shoes". aka
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- 1: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Apr 10, 2001)
- 2: I'm not really here (Apr 10, 2001)
- 3: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Apr 11, 2001)
- 4: I'm not really here (Apr 11, 2001)
- 5: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Apr 12, 2001)
- 6: I'm not really here (Apr 17, 2001)
- 7: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Apr 23, 2001)
- 8: I'm not really here (Apr 23, 2001)
- 9: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Apr 26, 2001)
- 10: I'm not really here (Apr 26, 2001)
- 11: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Apr 27, 2001)
- 12: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Apr 27, 2001)
- 13: I'm not really here (Apr 27, 2001)
- 14: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Apr 27, 2001)
- 15: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Apr 30, 2001)
- 16: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (May 15, 2001)
- 17: Researcher 178815 (Jun 6, 2001)
- 18: Researcher 178815 (Jun 6, 2001)
- 19: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Jun 7, 2001)
- 20: Researcher 178815 (Jun 7, 2001)
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