The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Aug 20, 2004
Dear Poet Part Two
Dear Poet I would give you a happy theme
If it would make you happy and have a gleam
I have just read two more poems of yours
And to you I must, my mind implores
This man's mind must be warped beyond the norm
Please throw him back into the storm
Your poems spin around and around
Yet this ignorant man makes no sound
Please let me beat this man please, oh please
I will even use a block of cheese1
This man will not catch you from your fall
Why would he even choose to hear your call?
Your poems are full of skill
And with me compassion it does fill
You talk of Circles and Squares
But about you, do you know he cares?
Poet you would be better off with me
And this man should be left at sea
I would fill your room with roses
While this foolish man he poses
Perhaps this man should be shot
And his body left to rot
Dear poet, do not weep
This fellow is a creep
Come here and you I will hug
Until you are as snug as a bug
passion.