United States of America (USA)
Created | Updated Apr 26, 2002
A Rubinesque splat of a place famous for doing everything large, doing everything loud, and doing everything almost entirely without irony or sarcasm. Everyone lives near a Disney theme-park, everyone has a handgun and most people have more than a passing knowledge of how to apply a whipped cream bikini. This is a land where anything goes, and as a result it is not rare to see Polyester Suits, Aerosol Cheese, Curly Fries, and Adults in Animal Suits pretending to be fictitious characters and getting paid for it. Americans are not afraid to throw their weight around, so beware of annoying them unnecessarily.