h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So when is it going to be open?

It is...but sometimes it's just really quiet.

Oi oi! Nipples, pasta, Ermintrude.

Or to put it another way;

Wench: [n] A loose woman.
Wrench: [n] A device for tightening loose women.

I cant think of anything intelligent to post, so I'll join in the nonsense

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and now I cant think of any nonsense, so I'll just say hi

Mildred staired helplessly in to the QE2 replica corination vertual tea pot which staired back with unblinking un-remarkibleness. The unremarkable malard ducks hiding clumbslily underneath the fireside missile launcher demeanurely scattered myriad patturns of infa-red radiation over the fire-rug; a trophy brought back from the African sub-continent many decades before by her late, now very late Husband. Mildred iddly scratched her tea pot whilst waiting for it to brew sincerly but failed utterly to notice because of which the door opening every-so-slowely and into the room walking her now very late Husband.
He ran over to the tea pot, ignoring the ducks as reverentially and insincerly as one might potentially ever help so to do, and snatching it up from the table proceded to randomize the bread crumbs kept specially for such ocasions in the french dresser.
The French Dresser was somewhat startled by this and dropped their needle and thread and symultainously knocked over the neighbours pet giant tortoise who'd been snoozing defiently on the house-maids poodle.

Ah, I think thats enough nonsense for me to share

'THE LLAMA'

The llama is a quadruped which lives in big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming. Llamas are larger than frogs. Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout: Look out, there are llamas!

Hi i've not been around lol, i've been other wise engaded. I've read what some of you have put and I can't make out what your trying to say BTW i'm not on a PC but a digibox so I can't click on most of your screen names as it boots me out especialy the ACE's. So how's you all doing? Me i'm shatted just wish they leave the clocks all having to put clocks back 1hr early Sunday morning at 2am, yes I live in the UK so now we're back in GMT! Oh ya what does ET's head mean? I see alot of thumbs up smilies.

I dont think most of it was meant to make sense, or if it was I seriously missed something

OH RIGHT, I SEE, WELL THEN I MIGHT AS WELL UNSUB FROM THIS CONVO THEN, SEEING YOU LOT DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR ON ABOUT!

That's a bit rash. Think of all the & you'll miss!

Sheesh, we all turn up to welcome him/her with typical h2g2 giberish and they go off in a huff, I'd make a comment about things stuck up back sides, but...well what with where we are people might get ideas

*edges away from 2legs*

*edges away from TB*

*realises this means being trapped between Roymondo and 2legs*

*panics*

*edges towards door*