A Conversation for Famous Last Words

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Post 1

Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...)

May I suggest the classic: F***!
Or alternatively: "Look, if I just lean over a little further..."


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Post 2

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

That one's up, so..

Nice classic smiley - smiley


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Post 3

Bald Bloke

Its so simple it can't possibly go wrong......


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Post 4

Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...)

Is it? Whooops.
How about this: "I've only had the one..."


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Post 5

Olli

BTW: in the none people section, Bubblegun.com is run by the Digi ( http://www.h2g2.com/A52174 ) team thats Mr.Biffo and Mr.Hairs look at ch4 teletext pages 480-486 the lists sometimes appear there smiley - smiley


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Post 6

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

Ah yes.

huh!??!


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Post 7

Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...)

Hmmm, a suggestion for you.
Making sense can be useful in life.
Especially for those of the... living variety.
Ok, yes I have scaled new heights of pointlessness with that last bit...


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Post 8

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

http://www.h2g2.com/A291467

smiley - bigeyes


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Post 9

Anonymouse

Knight: "Prepare to die, Drago------"
Dragon: *gulp*


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Post 10

Bald Bloke

Closely followed by...
Dragon1 to Dragon2. "I think Ive eaten something that disagreed with me, Pass the Alka Seltzer."


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Post 11

Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...)

Dragon 2: What the heck is Alka Seltzer? We're living in medieval times mate.
smiley - winkeye


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Post 12

Teaserman the Discontinuous

"Hello...hicup...thish ish your pilot shpeaking. We're exshperenshing some turblensh...heh heh hrm...zzzzz...zzzzzzz"

"Never, ever do this..."

"G'day mates! Today on the Crocodile Hunter..."

"Helmet? I don need no steenking helmet!"


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Post 13

Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿

"Tigers? You just need to stare 'em out. Watch..."

Thank Ian Fleming for this one:
"Before I kill you, Mr Bond..."

Or the classic:
"Dad, while you were away..."
smiley - bigeyes


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Post 14

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

THANKYOU!!!!!!!!! smiley - bigeyes

Keep em coming smiley - smiley


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Post 15

Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿

The famous HHGG one - "Look, Magrathea is dead. Even the ghosts will have settled down and raised families now."


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Post 16

Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿

Or "Yeah? I'd like to see you try."


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Post 17

Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...)

Thank you Mr Pratchett for this one:
"What happens if I do this?" (to be used exclusively for just before the world folds up like a paper het ie ends.)


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Post 18

Cutlery, co-founding Freak and Patron Saint of Cutting Remarks ?¿

"Eh? Oh, that sign doesn't apply to *me*"


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Post 19

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

What about "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dista...."


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Post 20

Archangel Tweetie (01/06/02...)

*giggles*
"Nah. It's not loaded." (can apply to other person too *g*)
"Which way do you point this thing?"


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