h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

..singalong people are good for a larf.

And where would we be without those hilarious misheard lyrics. My daughter alone comes up with some fab ones

"My love dont cost a quid"

and

"I got sunshine in a bag of mueli"

being my favourites.

So you have to keep that lot out of Room 101.

Dam!

That should of course be "muesli"

from Clint Eastwood.

Hmmm...granted, the occasional Mondegreen can be amusing. But that's really only attacked 1/6 of my argument. So I would ask Greebo to count this as only 1/3 of a vote for, if not less.

B

Me is only a cat and me don't do fractions on the account of me not knowing any maths...

Greebs..xx

Here, let me help

1/3 divided by 1/6, that's.....2 votes!

Trust me, I'm an accountant

~Greebo stares at the fractions~

Ah yes me see's... so that's two votes against right?

~Greebo thinks about this~

Are you sure?

Me would hate to count up wrong... but then you do have a technical job so do know what you are talking about...

~Greebo nods her pretty head~

Greebs..xx

*agrees that Greebo's head is very pretty indeed*

Yes - 2 votes against please.




What? Me? Resorting to bribery and flattery?

~Greebo's pretty head visably grows bigger as her head inflates at such blatent flattery...~

That doughnut... is... a whole doughnut is it?

Greebs..xx

Hang on a minute! No bribing the judging committee.

**slips postman a fiver to keep the upgoing donut shipment quiet**

B

Doesnt say anything in the rules about no bribery

Hmmm...I suspect it should. Really. To be fair.

B