h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Lil washes glasses and busses tables, making ready for the weekend crowd*

*Androyd downs his pint of oil and stumbles back and forth on his fairly regular task of keeping the lightbulbs in the sign fully functioning*

Oh wow... this place looks so clean and sprucy... ~grin~... hmmm... me not sure if sprucy is a word... but it sounds good...

*Finishes changing his 25th lightbulb and looks hard at Baldrick*
I'm thinking of opening a junk shop somewhere in the space center. I've had a look round and there seems to be quite a lot of junk lying around, y'know stuff which hasn't been touched for a year or so. What do you reckon?

A junk shop would be good... and me not found one on the guide so it would be different... give it a go...

If that's the case I'm formally applying to rent a hangar to convert into the Junk Shop. I set up a guide entry, so will you arrange for the link?

I love browsing round junk shops, you never know what you might find in there!

OK well I've set up in this hangar:http://www.h2g2.com/A323641
but all that's in there at the moment are fingernails and coffee tables.

I won't be doing too much more today as I have to get ready to go to the H2G2 Real Birthday Party in Hyde Park . That is if I can find them. Anyone else going?

I'll be there! To confuse the easily confused I'll be wearing a T-Shirt which say's James on it, even though I'm called Phil

Suppose I'd better go and get myself ready as well.

Later
Phil

I'm 5 time zones away, so I guess I'll just hang out at the virtual scene.

*hangs glasses up on hooks over the counter*

Yeah, this poor old Canuck can't make it either, Lil.

Well BED I have one thing to say about that......

HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone not there..........missed a lot of fun.........the highlight was when Mark(Moxon)was trying to prioritise playing softball or..........hehehehe..........drink his Stella. Also at one point, while using his can to mark the pitching spot, got the can knocked over three times in three deliveries!
Right now, they should be just about looking for a pub to seriously get pissed in.

Fine, just rub it in.

*leans across bar, interested*
Did Moxon use the word "prioritise"?? Like, "Time to prioritise softball, everybody!"?

*sleeping under a table*

Dunno about him using the word prioritise, but we did manage to find a pub. Shame when we got there we'd all walked through a torrential downpour!

I think a virtual round to go onto a virtual H2G2 tab behind the bar What's everybodies drink then?

I'm a designated rider. If I've been drinking, Ferrari won't let me mount up, and I'd hate to have to walk all the way back to my studio. So I'll have OJ and Perrier water.

Hi. I was wondering if I could get a Vodka and cranberry?