h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nobody has volunteered to wash up? Then I will. Let me be glass washer Greebo, please? Oh, and *notices today is the 15th* congratulations, luv

Zax & Mike A: The Cat Tones? (very 50's) Kitty Metal? Purrrple Haze?
Lil

Can I be the one who plays practical jokes?
We’ve installed a web cam on the bus going around the Falls. Dr John has nodded off, and doesn’t know you are watching at:

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=18878&thread=47074
Coelacanth, Mari-rae, Gwennie and alicat (Birthday tomorrow)

great names!! i'm REALLY loving "Purrrple Haze"!!!

birthday?? whose birthday?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! ~<:o ) (party-hat smiley)

Can I be the doorman/bouncer?
--Baker

Alicat's birthday. We're off to the casino at the Sheraton Hotel Niagara Falls.
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=18878&thread=47684

Excuse me...as an artificial life form I am very strong , work long hours without complaint and no-one seems to want to explain the concept of money to me....can I be of any help?

Can I be the bouncer? I applied earlier, but it got lost among the band-naming posts.
--Baker

hey all!
well, Greebo's outta town for a week, but if you like, you can come hang out at the Grin til she gets back... i'm sure she'll let you know about the jobs as soon as she gets back!

The Cheshire Grin Inn
First Orders:
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=35971&thread=47469

Second Orders:
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=35971&thread=47469

see y'all there!

And boy, is she gonna have a backlog to catch up on!

Hey all... ~grin~... sorry to be away when me knows you are all eagerly awaiting a reply to your requests...

Well here it is...

OFFICIAL WASHER UPPER ***** ASTERIOD LIL
OFFICIAL PRATICAL JOKER ***** COELACANTH
OFFICIAL ELECTRICIAN ***** ANDROYD
OFFICIAL BOUNCER ***** BAKER

You are all up on the Cheshire Grin Works Roster... Hope you work long and hard... and keep a smile on your face... it WORKS wonders... hmmm... oh and Androyd... me thinks there are a couple of bulbs out in the Grin sign... ~grin~

Hey hey hey, what happened to the official entertainer

Yes boss, thank you boss.
*Goes out, sounds of muttering, a big flash and bang...smoke*
* Androyd re-enters*
Just going to change a fuse....
* Goes downstairs, crackling noises, comes back up....goes outside*
* Androyd re-enters*
All fixed

Can I work at the bar, please Greebo?
Just as a slightly incompetant barmaid?

Greebo, take a look through this telescope. You can see Niagara Falls!
*Hands Greebo a telescope which will give her a sooty ring around her eye.*

Having seen the sign I guess I'm going to need a few light bulbs,
anyone know where a 'droyd can get them round here, I reckon about 1000 should do the trick for a week or so....

*grabs plastic tub and starts collecting glasses and dumping ashtrays*

I reckon Greebo ought to be responsible for keeping you in bulbs, androyd. There's no dry goods commerce that I know of on h2g2. Yet. Wouldn't it be nice if some researcher reconstituted a virtual Woolworths page?

*washes up*

Would you like me to build you a dishwasher, I've noticed a fair bit a junk hanging around the spaceport, or do you prefer the old fashioned way?

That will be up to the management, I think... The washer would be very nice indeed, cos it would give me the time to polish the glasses before I hang them up.

Hi, I'm Baldrick. You need a good chef, right? Well on my days off (ie most weekends) I can cook for you. My rat au vin is second to none AND I can make absolutely delicious doughnuts - plain, chocolate covered, with jam filling or with surprise filling. I ask no money, just somewhere to live other than the gutter. By the way, what's a robber button? Prince George asked Mr B. this and it's been puzzling me for about 350 years, on and off.

Hi, I am new in town. Will work for drinks. I am an excellent sandwich maker (though not a full fledged chef as Baldrik). I am pretty strong and buff to work as a bouncer. (I have my own collection of guns, knives, lightsabers, and automatic weapons)
<With a footnote to say I got the lightsaber off of a Mr. Maul sitting in a bar one night muttering something about he got cut out of the second movie because of the clone wars and ILN? No clue, but got a nice saber for a cheap drink!) I also pour a mean gargle blaster (made several ways). And last but not least, I can use a broom. Need I submit a resume?