The birth and (yet unforeseen) death of Joe
You may call me Joe. To properly pronounce my name, you would need to have a very large metal shaft piercing your larnyx. Suffice to say, call me Joe. I arrived on this planet 32 Earth years ago. Due to a malfunction in my Senor-gize Exacto-beam I ended up entering a newly formed infant human creature. Unfortunately I was unable to escape from inside the adult human creature for nine months. I have needed to learn all I can to fit in with the rest of these primates. Fitting in seems to be no problem, but trying to do everything I was used to, is near impossible. (Can ANYONE explain how to clean your excretment port WITHOUT an internal mucus mover???) And this... TWO HANDS?? What kind of enjoyment can be had with only 2 hands?? But I step down from my soupbox, I can go on for whores when I start raving. (Hope this english is good, I am still larning.) To sum up the last 32 years stuffed inside this cramped form of a being, I would have to say:
Well, thats it. Hardly seems worth it, does it? Well, turning on the SubEtha Waveband.... forever listening.
(If anyone knows of waves to git out of mine human form, and back to the originator one, cheese let me no.)
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