h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It must be late, we're reduced to having 'displaced' (happy Njan? Quite? very fine.) Henson characters into our realm. I wonder what they charge for their services *ponder*. lol..This evening's diversions, brought to you by the letters 'GSV' oh! *just can't stand her own hilarity, and drops to the floor..course that could have been brought to you by the number 1 sound blow to the skull from the butt-end of the plasma rifle of an offended mercenary.*

*downs another, feels quite cheeky*
*flicks the ashes from her cigarette saucily (if such a thing is possible)*

I would have joined you last night but I was drinking in RL Still not sure whether I'm just tired or still un-sober...

How interesting girlfriend - from your page I would have assumed you don't drink. . It just occurred to me that might sound like I was trying to call you on something..nonono, not what I meant at all. Only that you should come sit by me and help me get belligerent.

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Yeah, I'm a Christian, but I take the view of life like this. How will the situation affect people? Would they mind? Would it be bad? And if it's not, then why not? Some people may not agree, but that's my philosophy.

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OK Miss 'Well-endowed' *looks pointedly at your title*, what will it be? Shall we have a chick drink, or go straight for the salt and lime?

Well, I'll start with just a neat Jamieson's, if I may. Marvellous stuff...

Did someone say, Jameson's???
Can I have a Yard of the golden nectar, please???

Only if I can have some too...

I don't really want to stop the show
but I thought you might like to know, the Mathew Street Festival is better than ever - and being for the most part FREE events, it knocks Notting Hill into the proverbial cocked hat/boondocks/whatever other contemptuous phrase you can come up with!!!

*floating in, in haste*

Hi all!

I'm desperately looking for someone to take care of The Beer Tent at this event: *leaves an invitation before drifting off, in haste*



HARVEST FESTIVAL 30 AUGUST-1 SEPTEMBER!

You are cordially invited to a Harvest Festival on
the Village Green (on the north side of the river)
in Village de la Vavoom
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Villagers with friends and relatives welcome!

Musicians and help with arranging the festival wanted!

Contact Titania in the Bluebells Cottage A424478
if you are interested in contributing!

"Is there anybody there?" said the Traveller
Knocking at the Moonlit Door ....

Ah, well, I'll just have to serve myself until someone arrives to tend the bar

ugh..I need a drink too *pours a *

There is always need for a

*carefully walks down stairs
"hello?"
*pauses
*turns]
*falls
"Oh, ermentroid" "hi, I am",
"where am I?",
*passes out

"ermentroid"??? Should that be "Ermintrude"???
Do we have a Magic Roundabout fan in our midst??
Yay Dylan!!
GoDougal!!
And, of course BOIIINGGG!! up jumps Zebedee ....

*comes round Hay, Hi I think it must of been those mushrooms ahh, roundabout I heard there was a band down here, and well, I wondered
*picks up guitar Oh, I seem to have mislayed my axe *jumps up, lights a roll-up and rushes up the stairs *returns Oh, you already have a couple of guitarists well, seeing as they arn't here at the mo *plugs beaten up semi into the amp ahh, I see, these amps go all the way to 11

Not eleven...

*clamps her hands over her ears in an affort to preserve her hearing*

: it may be turned up to eleven, but Im playing excedingly quietly : Trust me, its a different sound any chance of a drink?

Mmm, could do with one myself.

*comes round, ahh, haa, a nice night cap