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Mission to Zork 4A: Mission to Hylia

Post 1

Dizzy H. Muffin

[The Millenium Bug and several other ships enter Hyperspace on the way to the planet Hylia]


Mission to Zork 4A: Mission to Hylia

Post 2

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

Bye guys - good luck!


Mission to Zork 4A: Mission to Hylia

Post 3

Dizzy H. Muffin

[YK] So, Navi, what are we after?

[Navi] {The Triforce of Wisdom.}

[YC] Yeah, but isn't it embedded in someone or something like that?

[Nerfal] Link mentioned something like that once.

[Navi] {Yeah. Princess Zelda.}

[YQ] So, we get to meet your girlfriend?

[Link] Should I bother trying to deny it?

[Navi] {No. But then, you're eleven as of yet.}


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Post 4

Alien

(lurks)


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Post 5

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Nerfal] We're nearing the Gerdeus system.

[YK] I recommend we wait until everyone who's going to be on this mission has actually posted.

[Nerfal] Oh, okay, then.

[He changes course in Hyperdrive, narrowly avoids going through a star, gets YK mad, and takes an insane detour]


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Post 6

Garius Lupus


Mangar to other guys, come in other guys. We are approaching the Rodentar system now. Expect large opposition presence. Will keep you posted. How's it going? {ahem} I mean, please report progress.


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Post 7

Dizzy H. Muffin

[YK] [into radio] It would seem like I'm the only one who decided to go to Hylia.


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Post 8

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

[Radio]
Isn't Chrome with you? His ship isn't in the hangar, and I haven't seen him with us...? Oh, and btw, HEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!


Mission to Zork 4A: Mission to Hylia

Post 9

The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X

< Wait... I was hoping Chrome was going to be at the climactic battle. You mean my arch nemisis won't be there to blast me into outer space after rescuing Montressor? >


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Post 10

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

[I was just guessing - I thought the small ships were all going to head off together, returning just as things seemed hopeless for the Mangar...?]


Mission to Zork 4A: Mission to Hylia

Post 11

The Masque of the Red..., Emperor of Planet X


Mission to Zork 4A: Mission to Hylia

Post 12

Dizzy H. Muffin

[YK] Oh zark it all to hell!

[The ship exits hyperspace and does an insane divebomb]

[Link] ... There!

[YK] Hey, isn't that near where we picked you up?

[Link] No, it's exactly where you picked me up!

[Navi] {Oh brother!}

[The Millenium Bug does some hoopy twists, turns, barrel rolls, and finally comes to a rest in the middle of the Lost Woods in Hyrule. Something prevents the ship from being detected. The rest of the CLI ships, on the other hand ...]


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Post 13

Dizzy H. Muffin

[...get for the most part blasted to bits.]


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