h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's official. The Celery, who was created and rose to prominence here in the Space Centre Biome, is running for President of H2G2. He and his running mate, Dolores A. Webjello, are counting on your support. Visit his campaign headquarters here:

http://www.h2g2.com/A383267

And on election day ... Vote for Celery!

Because the Celery was born and developed in the H2G2 Space Centre, it is now the station's privilege to officially announce that H2G2 Space Centre fully and completely supports Celery's campaign for becoming the president of H2G2.

Aw. Ain't that sweet.

Thank you Alien and everyone at the Space Centre for your support. It is very heartening. Our campaign is going well and support is building daily. We believe you have backed a winning team! Anyone who would like to put a campaign button on their home page, you can get one here:

http://www.h2g2.com/A385698

Or if you change you mind,

here:

http://www.h2g2.com/A383384

I suppose that it would be unsportsmanlike for me to alter your buttons and put them up as "Shooting Gallery Suveniers" at my Campaign HQ

True. So, I'll expect to see them there any day now. (Although I am not sure what a "suvenier" is).

Pierrot: Aaaaaawwwwk, button his lip.

Pour spelling is part of my campain platform.

Be careful! If you pour much more spelling on that platform, it will rot. Wait a minute. Maybe that is the plan - you WANT a rotten platform. Oh well, then. Never mind.

Being rotten is part of my platform.