A Conversation for H2G2 Space Centre
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Irving Washington Posted Jun 11, 2008
I presume that would be the fridge that materialized along with the... being.
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Santragenius V Posted Jun 11, 2008
On second thoughts: Is there any 
in that fridge 
- it looks like it might be a warm walk over to the 24-7 and back...
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fluffykerfuffle Posted Jun 17, 2008
. ..supernatural being apologizes profusely for materializing in the wrong thread and dematerializes... .taking the fridge with it. ...
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 21, 2008
[arches an eyebrow] Well, uh, so much for that, I guess. [looks around to see if anyone else is still there]
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Irving Washington Posted Jun 22, 2008
*re-enters ship, carrying junk food, junk drink, and a junk novel*
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Ripley the unau Posted Jul 30, 2008
*a brown-grey-greenish flash approaches the space ship*
*but it soon slows down and turns out to be a teenaged two-toed sloth*
*thinking to himself: dang, those rice cakes were way too low on carbs!*
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Santragenius V Posted Sep 2, 2008
*finds out he's groping around for beer in a fridge that's no longer there*
Dang!
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Magwitch - My name is Mags and I am funky. Posted Sep 2, 2008
*sneaks onboard*
*unsuccessfully*
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Irving Washington Posted Sep 2, 2008
*searches through ship, and finds Yar, upright but unconscious, stiff as a board, with no immediately obvious cause*
Medic!!! We've got a man down! Well, not down, so much as permanently vertical, but, dang it I'm the ship's engineer, not a doctor!
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Sep 3, 2008
*Comes running from the medical bay*
Did someone call a doctor?
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Santragenius V Posted Sep 3, 2008
A Danish joke could be played here as "stiff as a board" means very, very drunk. BUt I'm not sure that goes in English
That's more than a stiff upper lip, I'd say... 
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Irving Washington Posted Sep 3, 2008
Stiff=drunk? When I get drunk I get woozy and fall down. Kinda the opposite of "stiff as a board."
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Sep 3, 2008
I'm still going to use the line I had in mind despite it being ruined now! 
Well, he appears to be stiff as a board. I am not sure of the cause, yet, bring him to the medical bay.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Sep 5, 2008
[A doorway improbably appears in one of the hallways and opens, revealing a fully functional medical bay, with an examination bed which seems perfectly portioned for Yar to lay down in.]
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Sep 5, 2008
Put him on the bed. Let's see.....
*Checks the read out from the bed*
That's what I thought, he's bored stiff!
*looks in a drawer, pulls out a hypospray and uses it on Yar*
This should wake him up!
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- 21: Irving Washington (Jun 11, 2008)
- 22: Santragenius V (Jun 11, 2008)
- 23: fluffykerfuffle (Jun 17, 2008)
- 24: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 21, 2008)
- 25: Irving Washington (Jun 22, 2008)
- 26: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 22, 2008)
- 27: Ripley the unau (Jul 30, 2008)
- 28: Ripley the unau (Sep 2, 2008)
- 29: Santragenius V (Sep 2, 2008)
- 30: Irving Washington (Sep 2, 2008)
- 31: Magwitch - My name is Mags and I am funky. (Sep 2, 2008)
- 32: Irving Washington (Sep 2, 2008)
- 33: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Sep 3, 2008)
- 34: Irving Washington (Sep 3, 2008)
- 35: Santragenius V (Sep 3, 2008)
- 36: Irving Washington (Sep 3, 2008)
- 37: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Sep 3, 2008)
- 38: Irving Washington (Sep 3, 2008)
- 39: Dizzy H. Muffin (Sep 5, 2008)
- 40: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Sep 5, 2008)
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