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Hmm, this looks interesting! Guess me and EV will be there

Me and the Mrs are maaaaaybes... depending on various stuff (not least of which is whether we'll be able to make it up to the Weeg on the day).

Try and keep me away from Curry. I'll be there.

Meh.. I dunno..
Curry, you say. Isn't that awfully spicy? I don't know if I could handle that. we all know what happened last time.

Oh, hell, of course I'll be there..

What happened last time?

I might be available for madras madness and naan naughtiness.

I would like to point out that Brick Lane is a 15 minute tube journey from my flat so these had better be some bleedin' good curries.

Curry? I'll have a deep fried haggis, with chips, a side portion of chips, and some chips as sprinkles, with some lard sauce and a extra portion of ships just in case, and maybe a couple of deep fried pizza slices.

And for main course?

(Does that mean you're coming? Or are you just peckish?)

It means I'm peckish... and thinking about coming and the likelyhood thereof hmm... main course..... sausges, bacon, egg, pork fillet, sirloin steak, black pudding, lam cutlet, beef burger, baguette, with chips, a side order of chips, a garnish of grated deep fried haggis, and some neaps.

*consults menu* A number 7, you mean?

We could just deep fry 2legs, with a badger pickle garnish.

And a mushroom garnish?

OK, that's the boy Roymondo on the Definites list....how about you Mr Legs?

I'm thinking about it... would have to sort out with work to get time off I guess I dunno Curry? curry? will there be any alcohol?

"will there be any alcohol?"

Tch. It's in Glasgow!

I'll stick you on the Possibles list then

Ooo will there be any.... what is that drink dalled... bucky?

I was going to say you really don't want to try Buckfast, but you'd suck the acid out of a battery if you thought it'd get you merry