h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

19:42 DD starts paper log on back of Glenrothes by election delivery map as Sparrow Blackberry is located on other table.
19:43 Fords promises to strangle DD for mentioning politics
19:44 DD stops himself mentioning pol....
19:48 Ku almost has arm eatne by hungry DD
19:51 FC threatens waiters career prospects by setting up Sparrow places on expanded table.
19:56 Bi-curious EV has nipple touched by gayest man at the table
19:58 Bi-cuurious EV goes to the loo along with the gayest man at the table
19:59 Mouse is covered in sticky green stuff
20:00 That doesn't work for Fords
20:01 Jamie and Babel solve perpetual motion, anti-gravity and free energy in a oner. Put butter on the back of a cat and throw off a building
20:02 EV and gayest man at the table return from toilet and demand food.
20:03 Why is the rum gone?
20:04 FC "Hide the Rum"
20:06 Shamone!!!
20:07 Babel explains how to spell UuUuUuUuUu
20:08 Bad Jimmy Saville impersonations ensue now then now then
20:09 Zagreb asks DD did heget pulled off during TOTP
20:13 Mouse the official SRG poet laureate adds a poem to the event

Cider, Popadoms and beer, is this a hootoo meet?
Fun and laughter pass around there are old friends to greet.
Silliness and lots of laughs are shared around by all
Newcomers and old friends upon each other call.

20:20 Lads order 4 more pints of Indian lager, Zagreb tries to get a half - lightweight
20:23 Waiter hits on Fords
20:24 Then on Ku, DD, EV and Zagreb
20:24.30 but singles out the gayest man at the table
20:41 DD is such a hoore
20:42 Lizzy can't skip shocked when Mouse askes "has it a nice head on it?"
20:43 FC says Babel makes a better Korma than the Spice of Life
20:46 Alky FC hasn't finished glass of Rose
20:49 Toast to absent frineds and Tony Hart - followed by the music for you work in the Gallery
20:51 Mouse loves horses the best of all the animals
20:52 Zagreb still doing Jimmy Saville shuddup
20:53 Ceebeebies discussion
20:53 Jamie gives up spare time
20:55 Sarah Jane or Justin EV & Babel decide
20:59 Waiter offers random, nice, sweet things and takes away the menus
21:03 Randomness and sign language from Mouse
21:04 Badgers can't be chosers
21:07 Desserts and deserts arrive some are unexpected!!!
21:11 "It's only wafer thin!"
21:14 Coffee, coffee, coffee!!!
21:18 Lizzie exploding everywhere (not literally)
21:25 J. Sparrow jr punches his mummy's ex's nose
21:39 Come with us to the mighty Boosh!
21:42 Last time EV pulled a lady was in 2001. Does Fords know?
21:50 Google Maps says Ku is still not here!!
22:04 We (exception cute baby and his mummy and daddy) leave the Spice of Life
22:25 The Group splits up

Standard Disclaimer: What goes in the log is writing as is. What goes in the log IS TRUE.

Objection! I told you at the time, I'm not bi-curious. I'm just curious in general.

Three different hands wrote that. Now read the small print.