h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh dear...

1730 fords & EV arrive.
1745 Zagreb arrives.
1755 Jamie arrives.
1815 Babel & FC arrive!!
1825 Pocoyo Dance arrives.
1842 Ku'reshtin arrives.
1848 Towel Day organised.
1848-53 Synchronisation of calendars re Towel Day.
1854 Log started on till roll paper.
1855 Ku' accused of being organised. He denies this most vehemently.
1858 FC arrives with notepad from local RS McColls. She is accused of being far too organised.
1901 Infiltration! Stranger asks us how we know each other. Werido internet people...
1920 Leave pub and have conference regarding food.
2000 Somehow make our way to the Spice Of Life on Sauchiehall Street in various motor vehicles.
2008 Bar staff take order and ask us to sit down, they may be some time. The secret i still not out yet!
2017 Discussion on how to write how Jimmy Saville says "uUuUuUuUh".
2019 We get a table! 11 minutes early.
2032 Food ordered. Waiter reels off huge list of food perfectly and returns with poppadoms and spicy onions.
2036 The secret is out!
2043 Babel remembers the white fields.
2044 Babel takes drugs.
2049 A French Chinese restaurant in Wales?
2056 Stupid facial movements - eyes & tongues.
2058 Babel gets his onions - apparently that's why we're in this situation!
2100 Reminiscing about past meets and alcohol incidents - Laserquest conquests.
2106 Ku' is built like a brick shithouse. fords is built like a shit house.
2109 Ku' reminisces about budget hotels. Result: don't book an ETAP hotel.
2114 Start trying to better the bad hotel story. Babel recounts honeymoon bed issue. fords states that crab sticks are not vegetarian, no matter what that bloke on her honeymoon reckoned.
2120 CURRY!
2147 Babel does mime-tap for food scraps.
2151 Caligula died from a dagger up the strap.
2157 Coffee and ice cream. Ice cream wins.
2201 The boys have a pregnancy competition.
2203 fords uses the word "pubic" - wanting to tap through the pubic bone into Ku's keg, looking for the Amber Nectar.
2203.30 EV calls for the log. (Is this to do with having curry?)
2205 fords salts some beer. Because it's cool, okay?
2217 Babel feels he's pregnant.
2218 EV forgets pregnancy competition and denies all knowledge.
2224 Terry Pratchett! Vote taken = Arse. Robert Rankin! Vote taken = Books good, bowever, = half arse.
2231 Bill arrives. Bill is sent packing.
2234 Waiter argues amount paid, relents we've actually paid enough. Demands receipt back. Ku' tries to pay tip with 20 Kroner note. Waiter refuses.
2237 We leave the establishment.

In my confusion I thought that might have been the Wedding log.

Mind you, I still haven't sorted out the photos from the same wedding.

The wedding log. Oh yes. The wedding log that even I still haven't seen.

Who should be be beating up for this?

I didn't even know there was a wedding log

Perhaps there wasn't! Maybe I dreamed it, the way I dreamed I had a nice boyfriend.

I'm sure Ku'Reshtin claims to know something about it... The wedding log, that is, not your boyfriend.

Ah, well, I don't know him well enough to threaten him. You'll have to do it.

I've been threatening him for nearly a year and a half.

I'll come up there and give him a biff on the nose!

I would refer you to the log entry for 2106 before you decide to do that.

I may or may not have cleaned the part of the flat where I had the wed-log, and may or may not have got rid of it or otherwise lost it.

I'll try to remember to look for it when I get back home.

*coughs*

*taps foot whilst awaiting 2009 log*