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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Oct 24, 2000
Print your own magazine. On the contents page, refer to all the articles by page number - then (and this is the cunning bit) - fill the magazine with plenty of ads but don't number the pages that the ads appear on. Make sure that the ads are before, after and interspersed within the articles in the contents list making them virtually impossible to find. Also continue the article at another place in the mag - Turn To Page 157 and don't number that either.
I'm so glad that many magazines are already taking this advice......
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 24, 2000
Santa Zarquana Voostra! People are still posting /here/!?
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Oct 24, 2000
[nods]
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 25, 2000
Right. I wonder when they'll actually put these suggestions up...
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted Oct 25, 2000
}Promise to update something, but only update the date at which you will update it.{ 
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abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein Posted Oct 4, 2003
Good List , made me laugh.
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Not him Posted Mar 24, 2004
doesnt need to be toothpaste on the doorhandles. sellotape + tacks are quite good. or vaseline. my fave: butting into other peoples conversations, whether or not off topic. or turning around dizzyingly. (can be performed in mid air for extra efficacy)
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Vestboy Posted Apr 20, 2004
Bringing threads back to life 4 years after you thought they'd expired?
Saying SHHHHHH! loudly in a library when nobody has made a noise.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Apr 20, 2004
I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that this threat still exists.
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The Reverend Something or Other Posted Apr 20, 2004
Just merrily wave at every fourth car you encounter. Not knowing that they probably don't know you perplexes them to no end.
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Vestboy Posted Apr 20, 2004
On the driving theme: flash your lights, point downwards generally towards their car and puff your cheeks out while rolling your eyes.
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- 41: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Oct 24, 2000)
- 42: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 24, 2000)
- 43: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Oct 24, 2000)
- 44: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 25, 2000)
- 45: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (Oct 25, 2000)
- 46: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 27, 2000)
- 47: abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein (Oct 4, 2003)
- 48: Not him (Mar 24, 2004)
- 49: Vestboy (Apr 20, 2004)
- 50: Dizzy H. Muffin (Apr 20, 2004)
- 51: The Reverend Something or Other (Apr 20, 2004)
- 52: Vestboy (Apr 20, 2004)
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