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Post 41

Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me!

Print your own magazine. On the contents page, refer to all the articles by page number - then (and this is the cunning bit) - fill the magazine with plenty of ads but don't number the pages that the ads appear on. Make sure that the ads are before, after and interspersed within the articles in the contents list making them virtually impossible to find. Also continue the article at another place in the mag - Turn To Page 157 and don't number that either.


I'm so glad that many magazines are already taking this advice......


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Post 42

Dizzy H. Slightly Voided

Santa Zarquana Voostra! People are still posting /here/!?


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Post 43

Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated)

[nods]


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Post 44

Dizzy H. Slightly Voided

Right. I wonder when they'll actually put these suggestions up...


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Post 45

Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated)

}Promise to update something, but only update the date at which you will update it.{ smiley - winkeye


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Post 46

Dizzy H. Slightly Voided

Oo! Ja!


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Post 47

abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein

Good List , made me laugh.


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Post 48

Not him

doesnt need to be toothpaste on the doorhandles. sellotape + tacks are quite good. or vaseline. my fave: butting into other peoples conversations, whether or not off topic. or turning around dizzyingly. (can be performed in mid air for extra efficacy)


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Post 49

Vestboy

Bringing threads back to life 4 years after you thought they'd expired?
Saying SHHHHHH! loudly in a library when nobody has made a noise.


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Post 50

Dizzy H. Slightly Voided

I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that this threat still exists. smiley - winkeye


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Post 51

The Reverend Something or Other

Just merrily wave at every fourth car you encounter. Not knowing that they probably don't know you perplexes them to no end.


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Post 52

Vestboy

On the driving theme: flash your lights, point downwards generally towards their car and puff your cheeks out while rolling your eyes.


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