A Conversation for How to be Annoying
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Vestboy Started conversation Apr 17, 2000
Replace the vinegar in the chip shop dispenser with maple syrup.
Unscrew the lid of the salt cellar on every table in the restaurant but leave the lid balanced on the top - so it looks OK.
Place a condom over the exhaust pipe of your friends car.
Say "I know," whenever anyone finishes speaking.
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted May 5, 2000
Mew mew mew me mew, "mew."
[Seeing no results, Mew speaks telepathically]
}Only use the word, "mew."{
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Vestboy Posted May 7, 2000
Sit at a large table on your own in a busy pub or restaurant and whenever anyone asks if any of the seats are taken say "Yes."
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted May 7, 2000
[giggles]
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Bluebottle Posted May 8, 2000
Hmm - giggles can be very annoying - witness the Horrible Screaching Woman in "Blackadder Christmas Carol" 
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted May 13, 2000
[gives a look of having no idea what BB is talking about]
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted May 14, 2000
[shakes head]
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted May 15, 2000
[decides that this is a great answer without actually explaining anything]
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Vestboy Posted May 16, 2000
Saying "That explains it then" would qualify for this thread.
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted May 16, 2000
}I know.{
[giggles wildly and flips in midair (he already was in mid air, by the way)]
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Bluebottle Posted May 16, 2000
Watching "Blackadder Christmas Carol" would explain how giggling is annoying sometimes, yet as you have not watched it, it explains why you did not understand the reference.
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Bluebottle Posted May 16, 2000
Watching "Blackadder Christmas Carol" would explain how giggling is annoying sometimes, yet as you have not watched it, it explains why you did not understand the reference.
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Bluebottle Posted May 16, 2000
Watching "Blackadder Christmas Carol" would explain how giggling is annoying sometimes, yet as you have not watched it, it explains why you did not understand the reference.
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Dodge Ram Posted May 17, 2000
posting your entry more than once is also annoying...
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Bluebottle Posted May 17, 2000
True - but not as annoying as having a computer that decides to break down, and make you think you've failed to post and so you press "post message" again, and it tells you you've timed out, and you post again, and it says "timed out" so you give up, only to discover it was posted all along. That's annoying. 
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Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) Posted May 17, 2000
}I've seen it happen before.{
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Vestboy Posted May 19, 2000
Back to thread:
Putting toothpaste on the underside of all the door handles.
Removing the lightbulb in the bathroom, stretching clingfilm across the bowl and putting the seat down.
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- 1: Vestboy (Apr 17, 2000)
- 2: Bluebottle (Apr 28, 2000)
- 3: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (May 5, 2000)
- 4: Vestboy (May 7, 2000)
- 5: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (May 7, 2000)
- 6: Bluebottle (May 8, 2000)
- 7: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (May 13, 2000)
- 8: Bluebottle (May 14, 2000)
- 9: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (May 14, 2000)
- 10: Bluebottle (May 15, 2000)
- 11: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (May 15, 2000)
- 12: Vestboy (May 16, 2000)
- 13: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (May 16, 2000)
- 14: Bluebottle (May 16, 2000)
- 15: Bluebottle (May 16, 2000)
- 16: Bluebottle (May 16, 2000)
- 17: Dodge Ram (May 17, 2000)
- 18: Bluebottle (May 17, 2000)
- 19: Mew (who is hovering in midair unless otherwise stated) (May 17, 2000)
- 20: Vestboy (May 19, 2000)
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